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Thursday Sep 11, 2003

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Today at work theyve decided that its high time that I actually do some work. Today my mission, should I choose to accept it, is to pawn all of my work onto my co-workers. So far Ive managed to get 2 out of my 3 projects taken care of by someone else. My talents are being wasted here. With the kind of skills I have at getting everyone else to do my work, I should be in management. The great thing about getting other people to do my work is that when something goes wrong I can say It wasnt my fault. Sure my boss will ask me why I didnt take care of these things myself. Im not nearly as stupid as most people think so what I do is get someone that knows more than I do and then I just tell the boss that I was having difficulty and so-n-so offered to help me by taking over the project.

Luckily Im not a brain surgeon because people would be walking around with their brains hanging out.

Luckily Im not a fireman because the world would be consumed in a huge fireball.

Luckily Im not someone important otherwise who know what kind of horrible thing could happen.

What I do is Tech support for some penny-ante, crumby, little Telecommunications company. No body dies when I dont show up to work. Thousands of bombs dont drop out of the sky if I take an extra long lunch. If I take I take 20 breaks in one day nobody really gives a crap. The only reason I havent been fired is because God hates me and wants to get an early start punishing me. Then again maybe they keep me around for my charm and good looks.

Ive been hoping, for quite some time, that I would just get laid off. It would force me to go out and find a new job. It reminds me of a classic co-dependant relationship. They cant get rid of me because they need me and I cant leave because I have nowhere else to go.

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