To start off, I woke up this morning and had a very strange thought; why is my roommate, Ryan, using a staple-gun while I'm trying to sleep? I decided that since I was up (because of the repeated sharp but loud clicking noise coming from that god-awful staple-gun) I figured I'd just ask him.
"What the hell are you doing?" I screamed through my bedroom...
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Woo Hoo!!
I got my junk pierced
I got my junk pierced
hippomonki:
ummm TMI!
I believe that I may have found the secret to Krispy Kreme donuts. They put something in the donuts that, when combined with THC, creates hallucinogenic properties that make you think that the donuts are talking to you.
No Mrs. Jelly-filled, I cant eat just one more.
They try and trick you into believing that you can eat more and more. Mrs. Jelly-filled is trying...
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No Mrs. Jelly-filled, I cant eat just one more.
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hippomonki:
dude i keep wondering what the bologna taco said to you to get you to try and eat it 
i thiknk our family suffers from congenital syphilis, maybe that is why we are all insane???
i thiknk our family suffers from congenital syphilis, maybe that is why we are all insane???
m0z:
as your attorney i advise you to call a jesus help line
hippomonki:
you know it!
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hippomonki:
UMMM!
that is so not allowed... what the hell is up! give me a call... kareem has the number if you don't!
that is so not allowed... what the hell is up! give me a call... kareem has the number if you don't!
5:22pm - I remember as a kid that they used to sell pantyhose in these large ostrich egg looking things. Wouldn't it be great if silly putty came in eggs that size?
6:02pm - Damn it!! I'm out of soda! Curse you vending machine person!! Why can't you just put the vending machines in my cubical so that I don't have to get up!?!
6:02pm - Damn it!! I'm out of soda! Curse you vending machine person!! Why can't you just put the vending machines in my cubical so that I don't have to get up!?!
4:17pm - There's a zit on the back of my head. It's not really visible but it struck me as kind of funny that the location of this zit is strikingly similar to the location of the Band-aid on the back of Marsalis Wallace, you remember, the character that Ving Raymes played in Pulp Fiction. After seeing that movie a couple of time I heard...
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I don't care what anyone says, Hotdogs and gaucomole (Jesus, is that even spelled right?) Do Not go together.
tigress:
carazy....you're the second person on here with that profile pic
hippomonki:
hope you had an awesome time with the girl!
feel up to going to see pulp fiction on thursday?????
Nena
feel up to going to see pulp fiction on thursday?????
Nena
I miss my sister and I wonder if she's coming over to the house this weekend to play football with the boys. I wonder if she knows that Marsina is coming into town this weekend. I also wonder if she knows how much I would love for her to come out and play with us. Maybe if I use my tele-pathetic powers she'll get the...
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hippomonki:
i think she knows 
and hopefully she will be able to come and play, even if she has a minor to baby sit till wednesday... i am going to be at the jolly roger tonight after 10 pm you should come chill with me, i might even get drunk just for you
i miss you too... phones not working but email me oh and why aren't you responding on aim?
and hopefully she will be able to come and play, even if she has a minor to baby sit till wednesday... i am going to be at the jolly roger tonight after 10 pm you should come chill with me, i might even get drunk just for you
i miss you too... phones not working but email me oh and why aren't you responding on aim?
By this time next week I'll be snuggled up next to the cutest, most sexy girl in the whole world.
I have to admit, I'm a little nervous about flying into Minnesota but I'll be damned if it'll stop me from seeing my girl.
....zzzzz......zzz?
I have to admit, I'm a little nervous about flying into Minnesota but I'll be damned if it'll stop me from seeing my girl.
....zzzzz......zzz?
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hippomonki:
does that make it a shotgun wedding?
hippomonki:
lol you are totally insane
I want more holes in my body. I've been itchin to get metal shoved through my skin again. Nothing too fancy, just some surgical steel through the tips of my Chesticals. My nipple look so plain. Why are there no 24hr. piercing shops in Portland? Oh well, guess I'll have to wait until the weekend.
your stinky brudder