So I'm reading a book called the Basic Eight...one fo those novels by cynical writers who create stranger than fiction tales about seemingly ordinary characters with far too much wit for their little one liners to be ad libbed...
anyway, one of these one liners involves a girl who is commenting on her friend's fashion statement. That statement (in the preoverdial idiomatic sense, not the actual verbal sense) is "Yes, these are my nipples"
jump to today in abstract algebra. cute hippy girl who sits next to me walks in wearing a bright green dress, through which you can see her nipples. Keep in mind that I read the very passage quote previous no more than an hour before. I choke on my sandwich in astonishment that a) this girl has no clue that two little brownish circles of flesh are clearly visible under her clothing and b) the strange coincidence mentioned above. Fortunately for me, I had been bitching moments before about serving the campus crusade (see rant below) later today and was able to cover it up while someone else drew the girl's attention to what was dreawing everybodys' attention. she left and returned having remedied the problem.
now onto the crusaders...They have essentially sieged campus this summer (I don't know if it's because of their name, or if their named such because of their actions) and for the next week we are serving them at the dorm I work at. This in itself doesn't really bother me. what really bothers me is that they seem to think that it's okay to steal things. In the past two days I have noticed at least three stolen items of aspects they normally criticize.
Item 1-They have used the special fonts from Harry Potter for the titles of their books (Not the lightning bolts, but the other two)
Item 2-They have thrity foot tall gates with nylon fabric hanging beneath them.
Item 3-christian rock...yeah, this has been going on for a while, but when a guy listening to jars of clay says he doesn't like rock music, you start to wonder what's happening to the world.
that and the fact that when you look at them and observe a sea of white middle class douche bags with nothing better to do with their money than waste it on prayer books and overpriced dorm food while closing their eyes and singing crappy inspirational music under the impression that THAT is the lords work you start to understand the benfits of crucifixion. Fuck them for making me feel guilty about my faith and fuck them for the disgusting way they exhibit their "Love" for god...what worse way to sprun your lord than to cast aside his gifts...I swear if I see them waste so much as a grain of rice tonight I will visit their wastefulness on them one thousand fold!
<sigh> I know I'm going to regret that rant later, but it sure feels good right now!
Later (much Much Later...the next day in fact)
Wow, looking back at that journal entry I sound like a more self-righteous asshole than anybody I served last night. And I've totally hijacked Handler's writing style to boot (While at the same time ripping on it like I actually hated it)
I'm talking to shteffi right now...I seem to alternated between her and jenny...niether is healthy, one's way too young and the other is in california...I'm training myself to be social by not saying filthy words and not dominating conversations. I'm probably going to stay where I'm living right now...I'm too lazy to move. All I need is to find a suitable roommate who won't drive me mad. I feel a supreme desire to never go back to class again (aside form teh occaisional stop in to see nipple girl of course )
I watched this film "The City of Lost Children" tonight...so fucking awesome I could die. It's directed by the guy who did Amelie, and it shows...Did anybody else know that he Directed Alien Ressurection?! I guess that's why Ron Perlman was it in...I don't find myself attracted to men ever, but if I did I think I'd find Ron Perlman pretty damn sexy...holy shit I'm becoming the cliche from my friend's sextrology book!
I think I'm going to update like this from now on...all of my thoughts will be coming from the increasingly distant past and only those who were around and brave enough to read to this point will be any the wiser...<Sly Smile Emoticon that hass so far eluded my grasp>
anyway, one of these one liners involves a girl who is commenting on her friend's fashion statement. That statement (in the preoverdial idiomatic sense, not the actual verbal sense) is "Yes, these are my nipples"
jump to today in abstract algebra. cute hippy girl who sits next to me walks in wearing a bright green dress, through which you can see her nipples. Keep in mind that I read the very passage quote previous no more than an hour before. I choke on my sandwich in astonishment that a) this girl has no clue that two little brownish circles of flesh are clearly visible under her clothing and b) the strange coincidence mentioned above. Fortunately for me, I had been bitching moments before about serving the campus crusade (see rant below) later today and was able to cover it up while someone else drew the girl's attention to what was dreawing everybodys' attention. she left and returned having remedied the problem.
now onto the crusaders...They have essentially sieged campus this summer (I don't know if it's because of their name, or if their named such because of their actions) and for the next week we are serving them at the dorm I work at. This in itself doesn't really bother me. what really bothers me is that they seem to think that it's okay to steal things. In the past two days I have noticed at least three stolen items of aspects they normally criticize.
Item 1-They have used the special fonts from Harry Potter for the titles of their books (Not the lightning bolts, but the other two)
Item 2-They have thrity foot tall gates with nylon fabric hanging beneath them.
Item 3-christian rock...yeah, this has been going on for a while, but when a guy listening to jars of clay says he doesn't like rock music, you start to wonder what's happening to the world.
that and the fact that when you look at them and observe a sea of white middle class douche bags with nothing better to do with their money than waste it on prayer books and overpriced dorm food while closing their eyes and singing crappy inspirational music under the impression that THAT is the lords work you start to understand the benfits of crucifixion. Fuck them for making me feel guilty about my faith and fuck them for the disgusting way they exhibit their "Love" for god...what worse way to sprun your lord than to cast aside his gifts...I swear if I see them waste so much as a grain of rice tonight I will visit their wastefulness on them one thousand fold!
<sigh> I know I'm going to regret that rant later, but it sure feels good right now!
Later (much Much Later...the next day in fact)
Wow, looking back at that journal entry I sound like a more self-righteous asshole than anybody I served last night. And I've totally hijacked Handler's writing style to boot (While at the same time ripping on it like I actually hated it)
I'm talking to shteffi right now...I seem to alternated between her and jenny...niether is healthy, one's way too young and the other is in california...I'm training myself to be social by not saying filthy words and not dominating conversations. I'm probably going to stay where I'm living right now...I'm too lazy to move. All I need is to find a suitable roommate who won't drive me mad. I feel a supreme desire to never go back to class again (aside form teh occaisional stop in to see nipple girl of course )
I watched this film "The City of Lost Children" tonight...so fucking awesome I could die. It's directed by the guy who did Amelie, and it shows...Did anybody else know that he Directed Alien Ressurection?! I guess that's why Ron Perlman was it in...I don't find myself attracted to men ever, but if I did I think I'd find Ron Perlman pretty damn sexy...holy shit I'm becoming the cliche from my friend's sextrology book!
I think I'm going to update like this from now on...all of my thoughts will be coming from the increasingly distant past and only those who were around and brave enough to read to this point will be any the wiser...<Sly Smile Emoticon that hass so far eluded my grasp>