I'm such a douche...
Then again...when I threw up last night in a drunken' stupor, my landlord was not the one who had to clean it up...
How poetic that it happened last night, eh?
I'm made even more of a douche by the fact that I forgot to call my step sister last night and wish her a happy birthday...
Then again...when I threw up last night in a drunken' stupor, my landlord was not the one who had to clean it up...
How poetic that it happened last night, eh?
I'm made even more of a douche by the fact that I forgot to call my step sister last night and wish her a happy birthday...