I'm talking to The Sexiest Woman On Earth right now...yeah, it's creepy, she's three years younger than me...but then again...I don't believe in that age bullshit anyway...
she's making fun of people who write bad Harry Potter Fan Fictions about Snape and Hermione Trysts..."Shrieking bundle of nerves" she says with a laugh...
I don't know what to call her though...Shteffi sounds like I'm friggin Clark Gable or some old timey actor...and the others all sound too familiar...I suppose I should ask HER.
anyway...why are all the girls I become enamored with in different states...am I such a loser that I can only hook up over the internet?
ugh, more complaining...I'm stopping right there to avoid it...
Alright...Stephie it is...or Steph...whatever feels right at the moment...
Where can I find cheap pink garters? not for me mind you...I've got too much taste to be a drag queen...is that not the most Queen thing to say though?
she's making fun of people who write bad Harry Potter Fan Fictions about Snape and Hermione Trysts..."Shrieking bundle of nerves" she says with a laugh...
I don't know what to call her though...Shteffi sounds like I'm friggin Clark Gable or some old timey actor...and the others all sound too familiar...I suppose I should ask HER.
anyway...why are all the girls I become enamored with in different states...am I such a loser that I can only hook up over the internet?
ugh, more complaining...I'm stopping right there to avoid it...
Alright...Stephie it is...or Steph...whatever feels right at the moment...
Where can I find cheap pink garters? not for me mind you...I've got too much taste to be a drag queen...is that not the most Queen thing to say though?
and age be damned!!