alpha_hazard

I felt the need to update...I don't know what to talk about though...

I've had "If you Like Pina Colada" in my head for nearly a day now...fucking Jack FM and their devil may care attitude towards broadcasting "what they want"...I'm going to need tons of therapy to get over this trauma.

I'm getting sick and it's really not cool. It tried to sneak up on me, like that creepy guy at the bowling alley, but I was like, "Oh, no you don't, mullet man. I know exactly what you're doing and if you plan on making your move, you better be in it for the long haul, because beating me up at the end of the night 'cause, 'I ain't gay, you sucked my dick!' just ain't gonna cut it!" but he did it anyway, and now I'm sitting in a truck-stop with a runny nose and a hell of a headache and all I can think about is going to bed safe in my own apartment.

I've decided that the girl in my art history class with the red hair, who seems a lot older than she really is, not because she's been through some "hard living" but because she's so damn cool...where was I? Oh yeah, that girl is incredibly attractive...too bad I'm in relationship limbo...and like a fool I turned down a hook-up this weekend, "Because the sparklers aren't here yet." (Long story...but I leave everything to your imagination, because it's probably a lot cooler than anything I had planned. )