almostgreen

what the fuck?? where did it go? did anyone else just see that fucking thing? no..? shit i knew it. fucking crazy . great add that to my huge big to do list of things to fix
speaking of to do lists heres one we made for our boss
1. find your fucking thumb
2. stop whining about time
3.if your gonna whine about time at least be able to do it faster
4.learn how to change engine oil
5.learn how to change transmission oil
6. realize your bald and the combover doesnt work
7.realize your son is gay
8.pay us for the lunch break we dont get
9.understand that it is illegal to take a daily non paid lunch break out of wages when employess actually recieve no breaks
10. dont bullshit people into buying things that arent broken
11.dont break things that arent broken
12.if you eat the same thing everyday and it makes you fell like shit every day dont fucking eat it
13. learn my name its been 3 years now
14. learn that no one actually likes you
15. its not ok to constantly dump used pertoluem based products in the sewer and or grass(someone call the epa)
16.fucking recycle asshole its not that much harder
17.your car does not need to be done every 100 miles very very wasteful
18 dont sit on the phone alll day kabitzing with your sister in az. when there is work to be done
19, do something
20 realize we all have lives outside of your little business
21. yes she does look like a man
22.even mike is plotting to kill you
23. we are all convinced your gay
24. most importantly FUCK OFF