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FUCK YEH!!! THIS SHIT IS OVER!!! Fly me to the states!!!

Jul 27, 2014
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Wondering what all this hoo ha? I have finally finished this fucking website for this bloody school project. Worst of all is that its the final semester and my group members are close to no where to be seen when it comes down to working on the fucking site! Can you tell how much I am raging over here?! ARGHHH!!! I am so fucking down with this shit! So fucking done! Fucking finally done!!!

The shit I have to edit, the time I have to fucking waste for this and them arseholes are sleeping their asses off! I'm not gonna fail cause of this shit! Well good thing is one of them wanted to repay me for free dj lessons and weed for doing this shit so that's cool.


So it has been two weeks of my life sitting in front of the laptop working on that stupid site and that was pretty much 2 weeks of my life other than going to school. Last semester! *cringe* >.< Now that I look back on my student life my life has been nothing but sad... I miss partying I miss drinking I miss having sex! My dry spell makes the Sahara desert seem like nothing, it's just getting dryer and dryer every fucking semester. I bet even wall flowers feel bad for me man... ugh... so... sad... I want my life back! I want to be back on SG!!! Need pussy!!!

And peeps wonder why I smoke. Can't go anywhere but sit in my chair and work. Stick in hand, light it deep breathe and stay calm. Hey hey! Multi-tasking!

So this homework is something that I can't miss! What super power would you have and why? My answer... To fucking fly! Useless power? I don't think so man. Just imagine how much I can save in transportation cost and time. I can't visit every BHBs man! How much time I would save from avoiding getting stuck in jams! Nobody ain't got time for planes! Nobody aint got time for cars! Impress a girl during a date? Easy! I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid. Tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide. Nobody aint got time for magic carpets! Now picture this standing in a middle of a crowd and need to head somewhere else? *BOOM!!!* You are flying up into the sky and people looking up in awe. Flooded panties and shrunk balls!

An Asian joke there, anyways I need to be getting up early tomorrow cause I need to finish my last few assignments which is due on Wednesday. I'll try not to die and I need a fucking holiday! Anyone wants to fund me to fly to the states? Anybody?!!! Pwetty Pwease?

tourists...

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
dmaggot:
@almost_missed I love the Aladdin reference!
Jul 27, 2014
kaicito:
Hope you're still hanging in there, Pang! As soon as this project is over (it IS over, right?) you'll be back, "frying high" :-)
Aug 6, 2014

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