allpaintedcold

My new goal in life is to at some point perform an act of auto-erotic defenestration.
That's masturbating while being thrown or throwing myself through a window.

Uh-oh, orange terrorism threat level. I guess this means I should start coordinating necessary security efforts with armed forces and/or local law enforcement agencies.

By the way, everyone should check out the ladder theory. It just made so much sense to me, and it explains why 95% of women are worthless money-grubbing whores.

Death to golddigger bitches.

Fast hay jerking on beak-rends. Good guy, dirty shower kayaks.

Last day working on weekends. Goodbye, 30 hour paychecks.

Yep, I'm a follower.

One thing I've been thinking about: Any females in the Boise, Idaho area wanna have a sham marriage? We'd just get married on paper for tax & student loan purposes. I'm dead serious about this. If it could work. Anybody have any thoughts as to whether it could or couldn't work? Or would this require us to share a residence?