Saturday Jan 24, 2004

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2 years. Nothing...nothing. 2 years. Frustration is the key word here.
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unoffensivename:
this is why god designed the hand
holyshitbag:
Josh you need to hear this Ulver i got, I know you would like it.

Friday Jan 23, 2004

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Is there a term for fear of sliced bread? somethingphobia? Whatever it is, I've had it all my life.
fetology:
Did me and Steve's bread fight scare you off?
pinkisux:
you should check out the phobia list it probably exists.

Wednesday Jan 21, 2004

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HONK BONK DUHHRRR

Dying to crack one of those smiles you always hear about on TV.
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pinkisux:
you are so cute
unoffensivename:
portraits of past, funeral diner & cursive

but, then again...i listened to carcass & agoraphobic nosebleed too

Saturday Jan 10, 2004

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People should not be glorified for physical appearance.

Blame it on el niňo.
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holyshitbag:
DIE TOOL DIE!!!!!!!!!!
unoffensivename:
happy belated birthday, hot ass.

fuck pretty people. if anyone else says i'm good looking, i'm going to slash my face with a Mach 3(tm). also, i will fuck your beautiful face until you beg me to stop. SERIOUSLY

Sunday Jan 04, 2004

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I just realized that I would be significantly more ignorant without the internet.
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holyshitbag:
I hate people like that. I just wish i could find an archaic religion to throw around that said "He who lieth with another man is JUST LIKE YOU"

Also i would like to find a lonely midget that i could keep company.
pinkisux:
you are a cheeky monkey! ooo aaa ooo aaa

Saturday Jan 03, 2004

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"Horse 1 Christopher Reeve 0. The Superman curse hasn't slowed our hero down except where stairs are involved."

Play the rotten.com dead pool game.
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fetology:
Another one altogether, after you and Jake left. It diffused quickly enough, but blood was spilled.
fetology:
My friend Chris was just fuckign around, I guess he has this karate chop thing that he does, which is not a pain inflictor or anything, just somethign he does.

The guy got pissed and spit on him, and poured his beer on him. So Chris socked him around. Iand I guess pulled out a knife. The guy left.

My house rules, dunnit?

Friday Jan 02, 2004

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One thing that bothers me: People who have absolutely no problems with education. People who have glided through high school and on into college, (without taking any time off in between the two) maintaining high grade point averages all the way without even breaking a sweat. To say I'm jealous is an understatement; I'm bitterly angry with envy.

For reasons that I'm still somewhat unsure...
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allpaintedcold:
this is, without exagerating, one of the most long-winded things I've said in years

[Edited on Jan 02, 2004 5:21AM]
unoffensivename:
GC, I've heard countless good things about it. and I've always loved the Mario Kart series. (GBA version aside - it was fucking horrible!) Haven't touched a Tony Hawk since 3. well, I tried 4 but it was way too fast for me. how is the new one?

I feel the same way about college...but you're starting in the summer? I'm going to *attempt* the Fall semester, I think. Are you going to take just a couple classes?

Tuesday Dec 30, 2003

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Bah, who needs income. Besides me. And most of western society. Well, at least I get to EH Matador/Mako when I get back! Fuck.
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pinkisux:
awww i made your balls sore eeek i sorry blush
unoffensivename:
i had two days of basically just sitting there, then 2 days of real goddamn 'work'. i would really like either one, or the other, not a mix! but what the hell....i'll stop whining about it.

its the weekend!!! and i will also be acquiring Mario Kart Double Dash....hopefully. then, my life will be complete...for a few days.

Thursday Dec 25, 2003

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Just occurred to me: Credit card vendors make a living off of selling impatience.
fetology:
Yeah....

That's why I'm over my limit an owe them a shit-ton of money. And I'm on the "student" plan, which is I guess better.

25% interest is pretty good for a student, right? whatever
unoffensivename:
strangely, i own no Anal Cunt whatsoever. i feel ashamed. so dirty...must....scrub...raw.

Wednesday Dec 24, 2003

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annoying: using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands off.

even more annoying: FORGETTING you were using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands or keyboard off.
holyshitbag:
Maybe that should be rule #5 Always towel off after masturbation.
unoffensivename:
or lick it clean. mmmm
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