annoying: using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands off.
even more annoying: FORGETTING you were using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands or keyboard off.
even more annoying: FORGETTING you were using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands or keyboard off.
holyshitbag:
Maybe that should be rule #5 Always towel off after masturbation.
unoffensivename:
or lick it clean. mmmm