HONK BONK DUHHRRR
Dying to crack one of those smiles you always hear about on TV.
Dying to crack one of those smiles you always hear about on TV.
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People should not be glorified for physical appearance.
Blame it on el niňo.
Blame it on el niňo.
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holyshitbag:
DIE TOOL DIE!!!!!!!!!!
unoffensivename:
happy belated birthday, hot ass.
fuck pretty people. if anyone else says i'm good looking, i'm going to slash my face with a Mach 3(tm). also, i will fuck your beautiful face until you beg me to stop. SERIOUSLY
fuck pretty people. if anyone else says i'm good looking, i'm going to slash my face with a Mach 3(tm). also, i will fuck your beautiful face until you beg me to stop. SERIOUSLY
I just realized that I would be significantly more ignorant without the internet.
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holyshitbag:
I hate people like that. I just wish i could find an archaic religion to throw around that said "He who lieth with another man is JUST LIKE YOU"
Also i would like to find a lonely midget that i could keep company.
Also i would like to find a lonely midget that i could keep company.
pinkisux:
you are a cheeky monkey! 
"Horse 1 Christopher Reeve 0. The Superman curse hasn't slowed our hero down except where stairs are involved."
Play the rotten.com dead pool game.
Play the rotten.com dead pool game.
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fetology:
Another one altogether, after you and Jake left. It diffused quickly enough, but blood was spilled.
fetology:
My friend Chris was just fuckign around, I guess he has this karate chop thing that he does, which is not a pain inflictor or anything, just somethign he does.
The guy got pissed and spit on him, and poured his beer on him. So Chris socked him around. Iand I guess pulled out a knife. The guy left.
My house rules, dunnit?
The guy got pissed and spit on him, and poured his beer on him. So Chris socked him around. Iand I guess pulled out a knife. The guy left.
My house rules, dunnit?
One thing that bothers me: People who have absolutely no problems with education. People who have glided through high school and on into college, (without taking any time off in between the two) maintaining high grade point averages all the way without even breaking a sweat. To say I'm jealous is an understatement; I'm bitterly angry with envy.
For reasons that I'm still somewhat unsure...
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allpaintedcold:
this is, without exagerating, one of the most long-winded things I've said in years
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[Edited on Jan 02, 2004 5:21AM]
unoffensivename:
GC, I've heard countless good things about it. and I've always loved the Mario Kart series. (GBA version aside - it was fucking horrible!) Haven't touched a Tony Hawk since 3. well, I tried 4 but it was way too fast for me. how is the new one?
I feel the same way about college...but you're starting in the summer? I'm going to *attempt* the Fall semester, I think. Are you going to take just a couple classes?
I feel the same way about college...but you're starting in the summer? I'm going to *attempt* the Fall semester, I think. Are you going to take just a couple classes?
Bah, who needs income. Besides me. And most of western society. Well, at least I get to EH Matador/Mako when I get back! Fuck.
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pinkisux:
awww i made your balls sore 
i sorry 
i sorry
unoffensivename:
i had two days of basically just sitting there, then 2 days of real goddamn 'work'. i would really like either one, or the other, not a mix! but what the hell....i'll stop whining about it.
its the weekend!!! and i will also be acquiring Mario Kart Double Dash....hopefully. then, my life will be complete...for a few days.
its the weekend!!! and i will also be acquiring Mario Kart Double Dash....hopefully. then, my life will be complete...for a few days.
Just occurred to me: Credit card vendors make a living off of selling impatience.
fetology:
Yeah....
That's why I'm over my limit an owe them a shit-ton of money. And I'm on the "student" plan, which is I guess better.
25% interest is pretty good for a student, right?
That's why I'm over my limit an owe them a shit-ton of money. And I'm on the "student" plan, which is I guess better.
25% interest is pretty good for a student, right?
unoffensivename:
strangely, i own no Anal Cunt whatsoever. i feel ashamed. so dirty...must....scrub...raw.
annoying: using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands off.
even more annoying: FORGETTING you were using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands or keyboard off.
even more annoying: FORGETTING you were using the keyboard after masturbating without towelling hands or keyboard off.
holyshitbag:
Maybe that should be rule #5 Always towel off after masturbation.
unoffensivename:
or lick it clean. mmmm
My new goal in life is to at some point perform an act of auto-erotic defenestration.
That's masturbating while being thrown or throwing myself through a window.
That's masturbating while being thrown or throwing myself through a window.
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pinkisux:
what would those rules be there buddy ole pal?
pinkisux:
you silly fucker 
Uh-oh, orange terrorism threat level. I guess this means I should start coordinating necessary security efforts with armed forces and/or local law enforcement agencies.
By the way, everyone should check out the ladder theory. It just made so much sense to me, and it explains why 95% of women are worthless money-grubbing whores.
Death to golddigger bitches.
By the way, everyone should check out the ladder theory. It just made so much sense to me, and it explains why 95% of women are worthless money-grubbing whores.
Death to golddigger bitches.
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holyshitbag:
What the hell does orange mean anyway? Look out for rocks thrown by angry crack heads?
allpaintedcold:
Not just any rocks...TERRORIST ROCKS
Fast hay jerking on beak-rends. Good guy, dirty shower kayaks.
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fetology:
I know just how you feel.
modmanevan:
absolute poetry. get it published, get famous.
Last day working on weekends. Goodbye, 30 hour paychecks.
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modmanevan:
Well I'd go too but I forgot how to get there. I'm feeling fat and sassy.
unoffensivename:
fuckxor, we should hang sometime now! is your # still the same?
but, then again...i listened to carcass & agoraphobic nosebleed too