allonblack

I cough up blood.

I scowl at children
I bump old ladies out of my way to get a pack of smokes.

I've slept on my front porch at least 10 times due to not being able to get my key in the keyhole from being so drunk.

I've slept right on 22nd and Pine near a dumpster.

I've stolen childrens bikes in failed attempts to get home from bars.

I've hit a 6 men with brass knuckles.

I almost got shot on Friday night, and I felt I deserved it.

I was thrown out of 3 bars on Friday night as well. Fuck those stupid cunts.

I've given head to girls in exchange for money to buy booze.
But I don't steal from people I know. I'm a good guy.