I just got a nude photo of an ex via email with a nice spiteful message attached. I should send it to her mother.
Then tonight I receive a very very odd phonecall from the last girl I dated asking if I had something to tell her. I said "yes, I just received a trojan on my computer and I need to hang up so I can figure out where the fuck it came from, port 135 is open and it shouldn't fucking be open! WTF who is on my box right now, oh Jesus I have two IP's going at once!!" Then she hung up. I'm a devil with the ladies.
I'm guessing she wanted a Happy VD, but, I have nothing to offer her there. I could take her some whiske and give her a pat on the ass. But that's about it.
We the fat, horror/death obsessed, mildly depressed, alcoholic writer types attract special girls.
Does anyone know a gal or fella that knows a thing or two about drawing up horror type art? I need a design for a tattoo and my tat artist likes to take too many liberties. I need something drawn up.
Then tonight I receive a very very odd phonecall from the last girl I dated asking if I had something to tell her. I said "yes, I just received a trojan on my computer and I need to hang up so I can figure out where the fuck it came from, port 135 is open and it shouldn't fucking be open! WTF who is on my box right now, oh Jesus I have two IP's going at once!!" Then she hung up. I'm a devil with the ladies.
I'm guessing she wanted a Happy VD, but, I have nothing to offer her there. I could take her some whiske and give her a pat on the ass. But that's about it.
We the fat, horror/death obsessed, mildly depressed, alcoholic writer types attract special girls.
Does anyone know a gal or fella that knows a thing or two about drawing up horror type art? I need a design for a tattoo and my tat artist likes to take too many liberties. I need something drawn up.
emily:
That was a funny dream you had..hehehe