I cough up blood.
I scowl at children
I bump old ladies out of my way to get a pack of smokes.
I've slept on my front porch at least 10 times due to not being able to get my key in the keyhole from being so drunk.
I've slept right on 22nd and Pine near a dumpster.
I've stolen childrens bikes in failed attempts...
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I scowl at children
I bump old ladies out of my way to get a pack of smokes.
I've slept on my front porch at least 10 times due to not being able to get my key in the keyhole from being so drunk.
I've slept right on 22nd and Pine near a dumpster.
I've stolen childrens bikes in failed attempts...
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hahahaha i'ts fucking sunday, 5:43 am
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
user8935778:
i think i said "weee" on your phone message at one point. come tuck me in.
I had to turn on the TV guide channel 3 times today to remind myself what day it was.
Wtf is going on? Wtf happened to March?
Wtf is going on? Wtf happened to March?
user8935778:
im so sad. i think my heart shattered into a million pieces yesterday.
user8935778:
my boys decided to move back to england. and med school. and everything. i must have been really bad in a past life.
My alcohol tolerance is finally as high as it will possibly ever get. I can drink a 6 pack of tallies in about 2 hours and not get a buzz.
I can go to the bar, drink a tall pitcher to myself in an hour and not get a buzz.
It usually takes a good solid 4-5 hours of drinking pretty hard with about 2...
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I can go to the bar, drink a tall pitcher to myself in an hour and not get a buzz.
It usually takes a good solid 4-5 hours of drinking pretty hard with about 2...
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user8935778:
iw as gonna call you bout then. but i thought maybe youd be passed out face first on the floor.
katie:
andrew seems to be doing pretty wel, playing music, naked mudwrestling, the usual 
you should come to the "church" this sunday, it should be really good. it's , i think, on 21st andclinton, next to the uilding that says "crackers" on the side of it. i think that breakfast is at 12, i plan on showing up at like 1, or 1:30, you know how these things tend to go
you should come to the "church" this sunday, it should be really good. it's , i think, on 21st andclinton, next to the uilding that says "crackers" on the side of it. i think that breakfast is at 12, i plan on showing up at like 1, or 1:30, you know how these things tend to goIf anyone didn't know, a solid 60% of my journal updates are pages from my current collection of short stories I'm working on. So, to continue with a nice re-occuring theme in my life,
"Why did you get up so early?"
"I figured by the time they knew we were leaving we'd already be gone"
"So you wanted me to wake up to find my...
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"Why did you get up so early?"
"I figured by the time they knew we were leaving we'd already be gone"
"So you wanted me to wake up to find my...
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user8935778:
you know what made me the happiest? you calling me last night.
you know what made me the saddest? waking up this morning and realizing that i forgot to call you back because i was so drunk.
you know what made me the saddest? waking up this morning and realizing that i forgot to call you back because i was so drunk.
I'm like a broken record
I've got a needle scratching me
It injects the poisons
With alcohol I V
I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
I've got a needle scratching me
It injects the poisons
With alcohol I V
I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
lenore:
hahahahahahaha! sorry about that can of worms!
user8935778:
i meant to. b ut the soco started. and i passed out in my own arms.
I've got a book of matches
I've got a can of kersosene
I've got some bad ideas
Involving you and me......
I touched myself with thoughts of flames
Layed there in the bed, thinking of you, wide awake for days.
Wide awake for days.......
I've got a can of kersosene
I've got some bad ideas
Involving you and me......
I touched myself with thoughts of flames
Layed there in the bed, thinking of you, wide awake for days.
Wide awake for days.......
user8935778:
a very likely story, jay.
bettietwoguns:
i've got some broken plaster
in the wall beside my head
i've given you a hot shot
and i'm leaving you for dead.
in the wall beside my head
i've given you a hot shot
and i'm leaving you for dead.
Dream a good one tonight
user8935778:
i stayed up til 3 am loopy on vicodin. mmmm.. vicodin.
Iggy Pop is made of leather and broken glass.
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user8935778:
WHY AERNT YOU ONLINE?!
user8935778:
tab last night: $6.17.
amount of drinks? 2 tall over poured Vanilla Vodka Screwdrivers and 4 tall over poured Jackie's Special Black Out Potions.
Status at time of phone call: Inebriated
amount of drinks? 2 tall over poured Vanilla Vodka Screwdrivers and 4 tall over poured Jackie's Special Black Out Potions.
Status at time of phone call: Inebriated
Iggy Pop is made of leather and broken glass.
How drunk can I get on 15 bucks?
Let's see shall we?
Let's see shall we?
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user8935778:
come to miami. ill get you ridiculously drunk on 6$ thats including tip
lenore:
My dear,
My hair is naturally blonde...but it's stll black right now. Those pics were totally taken in highschool.
My hair is naturally blonde...but it's stll black right now. Those pics were totally taken in highschool.
There is no he. There is no she. There is just we.
This isn't us against them. This is humanity trying to succeed. Let it. Be grateful for once.We weren't put on this earth to die. We were put on this earth to live. So fucking do it.
Go watch PCU and try to think back to when you became that person that we all...
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This isn't us against them. This is humanity trying to succeed. Let it. Be grateful for once.We weren't put on this earth to die. We were put on this earth to live. So fucking do it.
Go watch PCU and try to think back to when you became that person that we all...
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melissa2:
half baked quote=rad.
and i love you for the comment about me and Amina.
and i love you for the comment about me and Amina.
user8935778:
why you gotta disrepect me cuz im on the grill, b? turn around yo!
im looking forward to the summer. where we can stumble through epcot. really. really. drunk.
im looking forward to the summer. where we can stumble through epcot. really. really. drunk.
you should take better care of your self, though.