I went to a tanning salon today. It was very strange being in a wierd place butt naked (and not having sex)
I'm trying to get all tan before my sister in law's wedding. It's an outdoor/beach kinda theme....and I don't want to scare people with my white ass.
After that though....no more tanning for me. I'm scared to death of looking like leather face when I'm 30
I'm trying to get all tan before my sister in law's wedding. It's an outdoor/beach kinda theme....and I don't want to scare people with my white ass.
After that though....no more tanning for me. I'm scared to death of looking like leather face when I'm 30
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sentri:
I try not to accept thanks when it comes me stating things that I believe to be true, but lately, I've grown fond of having an opportunity to say you're welcome. Makes me feel like I'm doing something productive or positive. So, you're quite welcome.
noctem:
Psshh, robots? Optimus Prime ruled a healthy portion of my childhood. With Voltron a close second. I dunno though, you'd have to be pretty sneaky to pull a kidnapping heist on me...