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Friday Jan 20, 2006

Jan 20, 2006
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Thank you all for the Birthday wishes!!!!

I had a lot of fun at my bday dinner with my coworkers. My boss got a little drunk and revealed that she was a phone sex worker for 11 years. She told us all these crazy stories about what guys would ask for. Donkey's, bulls, asking her to shit on a plate and then eat it while he was fucking her in the ass. Sure she wasn't actually DOING it, but imagine having to describe it and act like you're into it. Bizare!
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I used to work as a designer for a porn/phone sex company as a designer for videos and such. My boss was this little greasy bald french guy that would write this fake 'advice' column about dirty things and such using some stock images of a girl "Daisy", but the funny thing was is the fan mail we would get. I stopped opening packages after enountering vials of.. umm... white liquidy substance.. uh... puke puke puke puke puke puke But we would also get self-drawn portraits of guys and 'Daisy'.. tongue tongue
Perverted fucks!

Hello, by the way, how are you?
Jan 29, 2006
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hey gorgeous i hope you had a great weekend just thought i'd say hello
Jan 29, 2006

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