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My big toe nail is coming off tommorow since it's all black and blue. Say goodbye now... just working, and not much else. I'm letting my pet monkey type for me. I tried some clothes on today that didn't used to fit, but now I look all sexy in them! Im going skiing in the next two weekends at Big Bear. Does anyone have any...
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My (left) big toe hurts!!!

Went to NAMM all weekend...FUN PARTY!!! Korean bar-b-que rocks! I saw some of the prettiest peacock boys I have ever seen. I learned a new phrase too- NAMM-ho!!!
That is so funny The tech stuff is ridiculous, and the Dimebag guitar tribute by Dean Guitars was cool. Steve Stevens & Zakk Wylde had the best guitars. I forgot my camera, but I'll look around on...
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Does anybody know what "Army Points" are?

I wrote this long post 3-4 days ago about what happened on the train when I was coming back from Colorado, and for some reason it didn't post, and now I don't feel like telling that stupid story again...I am now back home,

I am just trying to get back into the hustle. NAMM is this weekend, so I am totally looking forward to seeing...
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!! I got so pissed drunk last night that I puked! I also got hit on by a woman & I went to a strip club! Colorado's more fun than a bucket of monkeys-NOT!!! I can't wait to be home, although it is warmer here than L.A. I'm so bored and sick of rednecks- maybe that's why I puked? I will be home on Saturday...
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Still in DenCo...My half-brother owns this huge catering company, and guess who got roped into working the coat check for the Denver singles party? 650 drunk, horny, bitches with coats and attitudes- and I haven't even started on the women!!!! THIS SHOULD BE EXCELLENT FUN!!! WOOHOO HOO HOO! Happy New Year everyone, and may you have someone not too horrible to spend it with...

I haved been in Colorado since the 20th, and I have managed to shop twice eat out 3 times, and watch shitloads of History channel, Law & Order, and Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy beacuse I have had a sinus/ear infectrion the entire time!!! FUCKING BUMMER! I want to feel better so I can party on New Year's Eve. I have this one asswipe...
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I almost forgot about this, but my friend who has too much spare time sent it to me, and it is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
GO AHEAD...Chuck Fucking Norris, son.

Work insanity...How did FedEx hire so many mentally handicapped people...EOE?

Packing for my trip...CRAZY son!!! How many pairs of shoes, pants will I wear in 16 days? I'm guessing 18-20 of each.

I got my tounge (re)pierced today...lovely pic down there. Got to go do some more clever forcing many things into a too small suitcase...