allegory

My roommate's cat must have smoked some crack because it is fucking tripping It is following me around and yelling at me...What did I do???

Poor CUTE retarded cat.

If I am such a great person, so pretty, so much fun, etcetera,etcetera,etcetera,.. WHY THE FUCK do I do all my socializing on the fucking internet?

Are you people even real???

Did I create you in my fantastic imagination???