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No theme today. Just words.
So, I just had to chase 4 people out of my yard with a big fucking sword. At around 4am, I'm on the front porch with 2 of my roomies. A group of guys walk up and start shaking the shit out of some of our bushes. I'm just giggling as we all are till we here them getting into our back yard. My roommate grabs a meat cleaver, I grab my 55" claymore.
Imagine if you will, a 6'5" 300 lb man with a 4 and a half foot long sword chasing you. I got one flushed out, and he ran for about 3 blocks as fast as he could. My roommate Jeff stayed to watch the front door because they were tapping our windows and messing around a bit. I flush the second one out of the bushes and he starts running. The 3rd one runs, but the 4th... That fucker.
I'm walking around the pitch black with this sword by myself in my back yard. It's surrounded by these 12 or so foot tall bushes that circle our whole house. I finally just stand still to listen. Jeff didn't think there was a 4th so, I just patiently waited. He was stuck in the bushes. Finally, he makes a break for it. I run to the other side of the house where he was and corner him. Again, 6'5", 300 lbs, sword just 8 inches shorter than my girlfriend. I aim it as his throat, and tell him to start fucking running, and the next time I see him, I'm getting my axe.
He runs off into the night, and all is well.
Praise be to Odin!!!
I don't mind people that want to pull some shaninagins. Lord knows I did my share. But the second people are crawling around my yard and tapping on my windows, I get my sword, and I will try as hard as I can to scare the shit out of you.
Todays lesson, don't come into Jay's yard. I have weapons.
Now reading: Random Halloween related stuff
No theme today. Just words.
So, I just had to chase 4 people out of my yard with a big fucking sword. At around 4am, I'm on the front porch with 2 of my roomies. A group of guys walk up and start shaking the shit out of some of our bushes. I'm just giggling as we all are till we here them getting into our back yard. My roommate grabs a meat cleaver, I grab my 55" claymore.
Imagine if you will, a 6'5" 300 lb man with a 4 and a half foot long sword chasing you. I got one flushed out, and he ran for about 3 blocks as fast as he could. My roommate Jeff stayed to watch the front door because they were tapping our windows and messing around a bit. I flush the second one out of the bushes and he starts running. The 3rd one runs, but the 4th... That fucker.
I'm walking around the pitch black with this sword by myself in my back yard. It's surrounded by these 12 or so foot tall bushes that circle our whole house. I finally just stand still to listen. Jeff didn't think there was a 4th so, I just patiently waited. He was stuck in the bushes. Finally, he makes a break for it. I run to the other side of the house where he was and corner him. Again, 6'5", 300 lbs, sword just 8 inches shorter than my girlfriend. I aim it as his throat, and tell him to start fucking running, and the next time I see him, I'm getting my axe.
He runs off into the night, and all is well.
Praise be to Odin!!!
I don't mind people that want to pull some shaninagins. Lord knows I did my share. But the second people are crawling around my yard and tapping on my windows, I get my sword, and I will try as hard as I can to scare the shit out of you.
Todays lesson, don't come into Jay's yard. I have weapons.
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heh heh, that's pretty funny though.