alkatraz

Tonite I went to female amature nite at Daisy Dookes (a strip club), and i judged the contest, with my girlfriend LuciaFurr's friend Travis, whos a totally awsome dude. there was also this other dude, chance there, who disapeared with a stripper for over an hour (where she got him drunk and let him play with her clit ring), and Kyle (the dude who made me bleed). It was so funny tho, i had a good time, i was 1 of 2 of the judges who were girls, and like.. there was a weird dude that was sitting across from me, who came and sat next to me and was like touching my leg and shit, and asking to barrow my pen to write the scores and comments down on. and this one chick had a hair pussy and i put a comment down as "i only like to see brillo when i'm washing dishes" and this one chick pulled out my tits and she was all rough, so i put "3....a little ruff wiht my tits hun" and there was this LARGER chick, and she just ripped her clothes off and went at it, and ppl were booing her and making fun of her. man... big is beatiful, i gave her a 10 !! then this one chick came up to me and was like , "can i rub my tits on your face," and i was like "youll mess up my makeout" then i said "your can put your face in mine tho" and she did, and they guys were gong nuts". but earlier b4 that, the dude who went around and read the scores came over and said i should be having my big ass tities out there for everyone.
My girlfriend's stalker was there.. and he was harrassing us and shit...ugh, fucker.
Then we went to Travis' and this dude he met there who was a friend from back in the day came over and said my girlfriend and i should have been up there dancing. then he tried to get us to get topless. while we were stoned the pervy dude, and kyle, then when he left, chance and kyle were like talking up a fucking storm, and me and travis and my girl were all sitting on the bed laying on eachother , i was rubbing his head and his chest, and he was rubbing my hand and arm, and those fricken boys were just talking up a stone and me and travis are just lost and were all like, them boys must love eachother, they wont fucking shut up, and we were to stoned to pay attention to any word they were saying, it was funny, we were all geeking out and shit.. i havnt had that much fun in a while!! teeheehee