Okay...so I guess I need to update my journal so people don't think I'm dead. The truth is I'm just really lazy, plus I lead a pretty boring life.
Lets see, whats new? Well some schmuck hit my car the other day while I was at the beach.
They didn't leave their insurance info or anything. It's Okay though cause I got their lisence plate number so they are pretty much screwed...still I'm out 500 bones for my dedutable (damn no fault state) 
Oh well, takes more than that to get me down.
So there you go...updated for another week, or till I get off my lazy ass.
Laterz 
Lets see, whats new? Well some schmuck hit my car the other day while I was at the beach.
They didn't leave their insurance info or anything. It's Okay though cause I got their lisence plate number so they are pretty much screwed...still I'm out 500 bones for my dedutable (damn no fault state)
Oh well, takes more than that to get me down.
So there you go...updated for another week, or till I get off my lazy ass.
Laterz 
avaneveah:
i thought i was the only one who still used the word schmuck
baverage:
shit, if I blamed Kim, she might get as mad at me like she did the night your wife said that stuff about the pictures on my phone...