alita

i am in love
though i'm still installing my free trial (of love)
i'm sure it's fantastic
it has pirates and puzzles together at last:

http://www.puzzlepirates.com

glrerr

i'm going to buy one of those steering wheels that they have on ships and attach it somewhere in the backyard so i can act like an insane drunk pirate after exams in my backyard full of weeds

note sanity levels dropping already

RUM! arr rum! etc.
i only have one more thing due and then i can worry about exams. i feel so lucky!

today i got publicly shamed by a welsh pig bastard with one eye. i hope he dies. die piggy.

and one of our arsehole "teammates" didn't show up again today so he is going to be crucified next time i see him. which probably won't be until exams! after our group assignment is due! the slimey turd.

i feel bloated. i had icecream for dessert.

my plan for the friday of my last exam is:

go to the city and buy a blender
buy some ice
buy some fruit
buy some rum
combine in blender
consume

clean blender
find arsehole teammate
blend his head
feed to dog

- pirate z


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okay i *am* in love
that pirate game rocks my world
when my stupid free trial runs out i'll feed my addiction in the holidays.
but how will i choose between pirates and the sims??

weep