ello crazy peeps
so how was your weekend? mine was quiet, so seeing as i have nothing much to talk about i figured id justtell you some stupid jokes to pass the time, so here gors:
1 Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
2 A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
3 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any
4 I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
5 My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in..
6 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle
7 Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself
8 Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
9 So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
10 "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
sorry if you've heard any of these before
stay safe
Hugs
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nah, not flushed down toilet, just being boring as eff and catching up with work! and yay for you on the giving up smoking! thats so cool, i've done 16 days now, and soo proud of myself, go me! i am now a non smoker, still getting to me a bit when i get stressed, but i know i dont need it now, all good
hair! still not decided yet, but thanks for the vote! and bless you for sayin i'd look hot!
haha on the husband/boyfriend thing! though.... Neither my husband nor my boyfriend would come chasing you, they both know the score
i wanna see that movie! I LOVE Drew Barrymore, and even when she is in a film that sucks ass, i still love it
the book... sounds good, i think my dad has it, i shall borrow it!
the Zutons! oh yes! me like. im into the Killers and Franz Ferdinand at the moment, think im going all Indie in my old age!!!
ok, la questions...
1) my piercings are at 4mm, and on advice of richardt i wont be stretching them any more, mucous membrane and that, not really designed for it, and i dont want an old lady mimsy before im 30!
2) rockabilly huh? Im not major into rockabilly, though have friends that are, it a broad genre, and crosses into psychobilly etc... so, from 2 ends of the spectrum i'd recommend.... The horrorpops (poppy rockabilly who look as good as they sound) and Old School .... The Stiff Little Fingers
hugs and kisses
Lise xx
[Edited on Jan 19, 2005 1:45AM]