1. What is the color of your hairbrush? Black, though I have several scattered throughout the house.
2. Name a food you never ever eat: Celery, for obvious reasons.
3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? I'm usually too sweaty.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Taking a bath.
5. What is your favorite candy bar? Just a regular Cadbury's Dairy Milk, though Twirls are delicious too. Anything but Mars Bars or Milky Ways.
6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event? A few football (soccer) matches. It passed a few hours of my life.
7. What is the last thing you said out loud? Goofy sweet talk to my cat.
8. What is your favorite ice cream? Ooh anything chocolatey. Cookies dough is divine too.
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Tap water.
10. Do you like your wallet? It was a gift from my dearest friend, after I gave him one that was plain and sensible on the outside but with batman on the inside. It is very soft leather and the design really suits my personality, so yes I do indeed like my wallet.
11. What was the last thing you ate? Mackies Lorne Sausage and Brown Sauce crisps. Absolutely god tier. I don't know if you get them outside of Scotland.
12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend ? I bought a nice chunky cream coloured cardigan and a long sleeved black t shirt and a long sleeved white t shirt on Sunday, as it's getting cold. Just from a supermarket, nothing fancy. I haven't bought any clothes in months. I literally can't remember the last clothes I bought other than that.
13. The last sporting event you watched? No idea. Snippets of football matches on tv when I'm channel surfing.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Usually sweet but I have been buying salty recently. I don't eat much popcorn, I just fancied a change.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Not a text, but I sent a video of a cow getting jealous of another cow that was getting a cuddle from a human to the same friend who gave me the nice wallet. He replied. 'I love cows'.
16. Ever go camping? Once when I was in the Brownies, but it was in a hall, not in actual tents. I like my home comforts, we learned to build houses so we don't have to sleep on the ground any more.
17. Do you take vitamins? Yes, but when I run out it usually takes me a while to remember to buy more.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday? No, nor any other day.
19. Do you have a tan? No, I'm scottish. I look like Groundskeeper willie.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Ooh tough question. Pizza at home, chinese at a restaurant.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? No but that sounds fun.
22. What color socks do you usually wear? I have no preference, but I like fun, cheerful designs. I have a few with teapots and cakes.
23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? I don't have a driver's license.
24. What terrifies me? Gah, wasps! Eternity's gaping maw.
25. Look to your left, what do you see? Knitting, and a notebook with a hotdog on it that says 'You're on a roll!'
26. What chore do you hate? Fuck dusting
27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? The word cunt.
28. What’s your favorite soda? Sprite or Irn Bru. I can't drink Sprite or 7Up any more as they were very bad migraine triggers.
29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I'm a peasant who doesn't drive so I walk there.
30. What is your favorite number? Don't have one.
31. Who's the last person you talked to? The friend I sent the cow video to, who gave me the nice wallet.
32. Favorite cut of beef? Burger.
33. Last song you listened to? It was something by Iggy Pop, I wandered off and left it playing.
34. Last book you read? The Hunting Party by Clare Foley. Enjoyable thriller set in a remote hotel in the scottish highlands, one of the guests gets murdered. I used to be quite snooty about books and only read Literature, but then got over myself. I like a good gripping story and a tore my way through this whodunnit.
35. Favorite day of the week? Friday still feels like the end of the school week.
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes, I do it in my head to stop myself from cumming too fast.
37. How do you take your coffee? Plenty of milk and an artificial sweetener. If I'm out I'll have a cappucino but I'm not a big coffee drinker or fussy about brands.
38. Favorite pair of shoes? I'll always be a sucker for Chucks.
39. Time you normally go to bed? Around midnight, although last night I was wide awake until almost 4am. I did a LOT of sudoku.
40. Time you normally get up? About 9am.
41. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunset, I'm not a morning person.48. Your favorite state?
42. How many blankets on your bed? 1 quilt, though I need to dig my winter blanket out.
43. Describe your kitchen plates? Off white with polka dots.
44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage? Vodka, but I'm not a drinker.
45. Do you play cards? Nope.
46. What color is your car? We've been through this.
47. Can you change a tire? On my invisible car?
48. Your favorite state? Bliss.
49. Favorite job you ever had? Mental health drop in.
50. How did you get your biggest scar? My brother shut the front door on my finger.