aliceinmyhead

I was dreaming about babies last night.. (or rather, this morning). My bilogical clock is ticking. This prompts a post called "things that happen when you live together in a serious long term relationship or marriage"

*You will argue over having children
*You will be somewhere like Blockbuster, argue over what movie you want, and leave with nothing
*You will deal with snoring, farting, and burping
*You will argue over the trash
*Your room will get trashed twice as fast
*You will take twice as many phone calls at your house (fuck those 8am callers)
*You will learn how close you can push someone to the edge of the bed without pushing them off in thier sleep
*You will get clocked in the head by random elbows while people are trying to get comfortable
*You will argue about being too tired for sex
*You will hate how all you hygene products are expensive and go twice as fast
*You will argue over what to buy at the grocery store
*You will start doing twice as much laundry, cooking, and cleaning
*You will get pissed when you go to drive your car and someone taller then you has driven it last, making you feel like a fucking midget
*You will laugh in bed at night
*You will come up with incredibly stupid words (ie:slutcake, fagchops, homosock, whoredonut)
*You will argue over the amount of time one of you spends playing video games
*You will beat that other person mercilessly at least once (more often if you are me) and they will become pissed off and whiney (um, at video games)
*Some arguments turn into long long hours of silent war and loud music
*You will argue over who's music gets to be played
*There will always be that one present at the holidays that you want to kill them for buying
*You will inherit a family...
*Both sets of parents will start nagging you about having children
*You will get cranky writing this and go back to bed (well, thats just a me one.. )

There is nothing like showering for half an hour in steamy hot water and shaving your legs and bikini line totally clean... mmmmmmmmm.. Im like all smooth and soft and happy! Off to rent Orgazmo (I somehow cannot believe that Bens never seen this). Also, someone tell me about Donnie Drako... I havent seen it but want to...