more midnless ramblings from the alice....
yesterday my psypchotic eurotrash nazi boss tried to convince this girl i work with that hitler was the inventor of meth. uhm, yeah, i don't think so.
today a dude on a bike offered to be my slave. a yucky man made a kissy sound at me from his car, and this woman walking behind me shouted, "you're old enough to be her father, you pervert!" she is my new idol.
am i the only person who doesn't speak spanish or something? people try to speak the espanol to me and all i can do is look at them like i just toked the crack pipe.
i've decided that the people in rite aid have never seen a girl with pink hair or any facial piercings. i felt like i was the new attraction at the zoo or something.
p.s. jiffy lube makes me want to throw up and lay in my own vomit. torture.
yesterday my psypchotic eurotrash nazi boss tried to convince this girl i work with that hitler was the inventor of meth. uhm, yeah, i don't think so.
today a dude on a bike offered to be my slave. a yucky man made a kissy sound at me from his car, and this woman walking behind me shouted, "you're old enough to be her father, you pervert!" she is my new idol.
am i the only person who doesn't speak spanish or something? people try to speak the espanol to me and all i can do is look at them like i just toked the crack pipe.
i've decided that the people in rite aid have never seen a girl with pink hair or any facial piercings. i felt like i was the new attraction at the zoo or something.
p.s. jiffy lube makes me want to throw up and lay in my own vomit. torture.
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fire3ormeteo:
the sound guy on a movie i worked on last fall believes, among other things (we never landed on the moon, tri-latteral coalition secretly rules the world, etc.), that the entire reason the vietnam war took place was so that the bodies of dead GI's could be stuffed with heroin and shipped back to the united states.
a35mmlife:
do i get to see you tonight?