alice

watch out.

1. tim is here, motherfuckers. watch the fuck out.

2. oh my god. i've lived in los angeles for almost 3 years and this is tim's first time visiting me.

3. shit. i should kick tim's ass.

4. tim should drink more wine and laugh with me about stupid shit we did 8 years ago.

5. tim says that dead alive is the greatest movie ever.

6. amber gets here as soon as tim leaves. i should hold him hostage and call his parents for ransome money.

7. tim should stay away from psycho girls... and then he should get it on my with kitty flux.

8. tim is watching me type this.... and my kitty flux wants to do him.

9. tim is trying to steal the laptop. i should punch him in the sleeve.

10. how come tim and dr_h aren't humping yet?