more stories of little alice...
i almost got kicked out of preschool. i picked a fight with the p.e. teacher because i didn't consider doing that thing with the big hot air balloon to be p.e. and i also punched a little boy in the face.
when i was 6 i was fighting with a boy on my top bunk. we were fighting over one of the monsters with the orange handcuffs that break. he wouldn't give me the monster, so i kicked him off the bunk bed. he broke his colar bone (or something like that....)
i once got so pissed at my mom that i kicked a hole in the wall..... while barefoot.
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a totally unrelated recent story:
less than an hour ago, i received my first dirty phone call.... on my cell phone while i was in the car. no, i did not want to watch him "suck a 10" black cock," i did not want to "suck his big cock," i did not want to "reach down and touch my pussy," etc etc. i stayed on the phone for 2 minutes and laughed, though. that couldn't have possibly made him horny. i thought it was hysterical. the phone call was probably more amusing for me than it was for him. i laughed my fucking ass off!
i almost got kicked out of preschool. i picked a fight with the p.e. teacher because i didn't consider doing that thing with the big hot air balloon to be p.e. and i also punched a little boy in the face.
when i was 6 i was fighting with a boy on my top bunk. we were fighting over one of the monsters with the orange handcuffs that break. he wouldn't give me the monster, so i kicked him off the bunk bed. he broke his colar bone (or something like that....)
i once got so pissed at my mom that i kicked a hole in the wall..... while barefoot.
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a totally unrelated recent story:
less than an hour ago, i received my first dirty phone call.... on my cell phone while i was in the car. no, i did not want to watch him "suck a 10" black cock," i did not want to "suck his big cock," i did not want to "reach down and touch my pussy," etc etc. i stayed on the phone for 2 minutes and laughed, though. that couldn't have possibly made him horny. i thought it was hysterical. the phone call was probably more amusing for me than it was for him. i laughed my fucking ass off!
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I'm thinking it might be in January for a New Year's hook up - or hopefully sooner at a dinner. It's just REAL hectic for November. EVERYONE's birthday (Both Moms, one dad, Brian, boss, and a friend) PLUS Thanksgiving. Insane. And then of course, there's Christmas, so maybe somewhere in between now and then.
I'll be around and watching the hook up board. We'll see...
xoxo