alexis

The featured tattoo is my personal favorite, a sailor jerry style collage of nautical stars, roses, old skool butterfly, pink flamingos, and my girl Poison. You can't see most of it, but you can get a glimpse of Poison. I always say she's half asian, like me. When I first got her, I got into a tiff with my tattoo artist because he put too much bright blue eyeshadow on her... I yelled at him "She looks like Mimi from Drew Carey!!!" ... but then it healed and now she just looks "all slutty... I like it" quote another local tattoo artist.

I got an email from my boss in Japan. He asked if I wanted a Hello Kitty vibrator! That's so bad! On another journal someone mentioned that they might make those but I thought it was a myth. I was thinking of picking up another vibrator anyways for my 6 month abstinence anniversary. You heard me kids, on April 30th, I will have gone 6 months without so much as kissing someone. sigh. I just want to snuggle with someone... any volunteers?