Happy momma's day. We're celebrating by taking my mom out for Chinese food.
Feel free to add your favorite 'yo momma' joke.
xoxo me
Bonus points to whomever adds the best 'Alexis's momma is so asian...' or 'Alexis's momma loves Jesus so much..." line.
Feel free to add your favorite 'yo momma' joke.
xoxo me
Bonus points to whomever adds the best 'Alexis's momma is so asian...' or 'Alexis's momma loves Jesus so much..." line.
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sickchops03:
alexis's mom is so old that when jesus said let there be light she flipped a switch..................
nolongerpale:
your mom's like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.