alexis

I'm going to the SG Pittsburg Halloween Party! Rock!

New question:
Whats your favorite drink?

My answer to last question:
Q: What is your favorite guilty pleasure?? (meaning things I do but really shouldnt)

A: I like eating candy while waiting in line at the grocery store.
I like saying bad things to little kids.
I like masturbating in dressing rooms.
I like it when cars beep at me to get out of the way on my bike, then I ride really slow in front of them.
I like making up parking spots.
I like staring back at old women when they stare at my tattoos.
I like to lie down like a dead fish sometimes while I'm having sex when I'm lazy.
I like to shop in the little boys and girls section for tiny clothes.
I like to sing into my cell phone like it's a microphone when I'm in my car.
I like to read magazines at the store and not buy them.
I like to impulse buy anthing that has betty page on it.
I like to fall asleep with my contacts in.
I like to peep at the one-hour photos.
I like pretending I don't see people on the street if I don't want to talk to them.
I like unliscenced software.
I like making boys cry.
I like Target a little too much.
I like boobies.
I like to poke my fingers into my lovers butt without asking first
I like eating breakfast for dinner.

xoxo Alexis