Thirty inspired me to make a list of useless facts about me:
1) My name sounds like Charmin toilet paper
2) My mother is a short, crazy religious fanatical asian women. She scares the crap out of me, and she's only 95 pounds. If she was catholic, she would be a saint. p.s. my dad was the only person she has ever had sex with.
3) But me, I'm as asian as margaret cho. completely americanized.
4) I'm a hedonist, but I practice responsible debauchery.
5) Exciting graphic design makes me wet. So do big words. And boys that look like Harry Potter.
6) I don't get star struck, and I only let nerd stars such as K.Smith, B.Campbell, and J.Waters sign my boobs.
7) 60ftQueenie is my favorite person from the land down under. I wish she was a suicidegirl.
8) I have over 300 DVD's, all catagorized by director, then genre. There is no action section, but there is a black cinema section.
9) I worked at a slaughterhouse, and played with pig parts... then turned vegetarian promptly after that.
10) I was in Germany when the Berlin wall went down.
11) I hate hipsters that underdress, and then give me sass cuz I have style.
12) I didn't have a date to the prom, nobody wanted to go with me
13) I eat cereal more than your average bear, at least twice a day.
14) I like dancing in my underwear to 'Wake me up before you go-go'. Jitterbug.
15) Fat Kitty is sick (she has fluid in her lungs). She is losing weight and will soon be slim kitty. Let us all make a wish to our special diety that kitty will be ok.
1) My name sounds like Charmin toilet paper
2) My mother is a short, crazy religious fanatical asian women. She scares the crap out of me, and she's only 95 pounds. If she was catholic, she would be a saint. p.s. my dad was the only person she has ever had sex with.
3) But me, I'm as asian as margaret cho. completely americanized.
4) I'm a hedonist, but I practice responsible debauchery.
5) Exciting graphic design makes me wet. So do big words. And boys that look like Harry Potter.
6) I don't get star struck, and I only let nerd stars such as K.Smith, B.Campbell, and J.Waters sign my boobs.
7) 60ftQueenie is my favorite person from the land down under. I wish she was a suicidegirl.
8) I have over 300 DVD's, all catagorized by director, then genre. There is no action section, but there is a black cinema section.
9) I worked at a slaughterhouse, and played with pig parts... then turned vegetarian promptly after that.
10) I was in Germany when the Berlin wall went down.
11) I hate hipsters that underdress, and then give me sass cuz I have style.
12) I didn't have a date to the prom, nobody wanted to go with me
13) I eat cereal more than your average bear, at least twice a day.
14) I like dancing in my underwear to 'Wake me up before you go-go'. Jitterbug.
15) Fat Kitty is sick (she has fluid in her lungs). She is losing weight and will soon be slim kitty. Let us all make a wish to our special diety that kitty will be ok.
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PS: must inform the kitty, that it is not a scratching post, very important point
petting the butt, petting the butt