Although short around eleven posts....toolgirl's post ought to count as a dozen....
so here goes...a little offcolor comedy...
I have been wondering about the boyscouts. I just read yet another story about boyscouts getting buttraped by, of all people, off duty police officers who were supposed to be teaching them how to camp (read: pup tents galore) It wasn't even in WVA that this happened....
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so here goes...a little offcolor comedy...
I have been wondering about the boyscouts. I just read yet another story about boyscouts getting buttraped by, of all people, off duty police officers who were supposed to be teaching them how to camp (read: pup tents galore) It wasn't even in WVA that this happened....
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mylf:
Hmmm... the brownies... so many places to go with that one.
blah blah blah....monday...
i' d like to think of something witty or profound...
but it appears as though i'm not getting many reads anyways...maybe tomorrow, after this gets like a dozen or so comments....
i' d like to think of something witty or profound...
but it appears as though i'm not getting many reads anyways...maybe tomorrow, after this gets like a dozen or so comments....
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toolgirl:
Post #1!!!
I'll keep doing this until I get a witty comment....
I'll keep doing this until I get a witty comment....
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beyond the beyond....
and no, sad thoughts are not the only ones I have. Someone innocently wrote me and asked me not to whack myself. I assume they meant suicide as opposed to some ghetto slang for masturbation. One I would do, the other not. I 'spose if you get the blues out in front of you, they seem a little less blue, perhaps even...
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and no, sad thoughts are not the only ones I have. Someone innocently wrote me and asked me not to whack myself. I assume they meant suicide as opposed to some ghetto slang for masturbation. One I would do, the other not. I 'spose if you get the blues out in front of you, they seem a little less blue, perhaps even...
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mezereona:
ty, ty...tho it will not be my weekend in any sense I will try to enjoy it regardless
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no takers on the trip to Hell and the triscuits have all dried out....
if for no other reason, this sg forum is kinda cool as it motivates me to actually put down in writing the things about which I think during the day
the bruise......
You left without a sound
and now youre far away
gazing at your blue sky by the moon
takes...
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if for no other reason, this sg forum is kinda cool as it motivates me to actually put down in writing the things about which I think during the day
the bruise......
You left without a sound
and now youre far away
gazing at your blue sky by the moon
takes...
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work work work.......
venn diagram: some people are republicans, some people are despicable jerks, some people are my clients......
figure out where the circles go and which is within which and you win.
What you ask is the grand prize?
Good question faithful readers: this week's prize selection includes either a giant butt plug, a couple pre-chewed Triscuits or a all expenses paid trip to...
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venn diagram: some people are republicans, some people are despicable jerks, some people are my clients......
figure out where the circles go and which is within which and you win.
What you ask is the grand prize?
Good question faithful readers: this week's prize selection includes either a giant butt plug, a couple pre-chewed Triscuits or a all expenses paid trip to...
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toolgirl:
I want the giant butt plug damn it!!!!
alexfr99:
The butt plug has been claimed.....freshly chewed triscuits are now available as is the trip to Hell, NC which if you are already there---you get to pick your own destination
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Getting closer to halloweenie....musings from my handlebars. Sore as sore could be....
Well I cant remember when
It was nice
I cant remember when I last cared
Oh no I just cant be here no more
Its not about her its all about this
Why cant we try to work it out
I always feel so left out
Whats wrong with me
Is wrong with...
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Well I cant remember when
It was nice
I cant remember when I last cared
Oh no I just cant be here no more
Its not about her its all about this
Why cant we try to work it out
I always feel so left out
Whats wrong with me
Is wrong with...
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mylf:
Boys here don't call me howlie (well to my face anyway). They're too buys pretending they are in Jr. high and whistling and cat calling as me and my friends walk down the street.
Boys...
The conclusions took me a long time to come to. some were easier to accept than others, but you gotta take the good with the bad. And it is true whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
Boys...
The conclusions took me a long time to come to. some were easier to accept than others, but you gotta take the good with the bad. And it is true whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
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South Dakota.......where I once lived...
The trains' bound for Baltimore
the kids were on it
but i couldn't find the strength
i drift away to all those days
i lived....... sadly awake
Somedays come and gone
and all the papers had to say
is that our boy's made it big
and happy with his full time job
They say that their gifts beget gifts but...
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The trains' bound for Baltimore
the kids were on it
but i couldn't find the strength
i drift away to all those days
i lived....... sadly awake
Somedays come and gone
and all the papers had to say
is that our boy's made it big
and happy with his full time job
They say that their gifts beget gifts but...
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drewelusive:
Ha! Too funny.
~Steph in Hell, North Carolina.
~Steph in Hell, North Carolina.
Gotta go go go...before its too late.
from the back of your big brown eyes
I knew you'd be gone as soon as you could
and i hoped you would
we could see that you weren't yourself
and the lines on your face did tell
it's just as well
you'd never be yourself again
saw you last night
dance by the light of the moon...
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from the back of your big brown eyes
I knew you'd be gone as soon as you could
and i hoped you would
we could see that you weren't yourself
and the lines on your face did tell
it's just as well
you'd never be yourself again
saw you last night
dance by the light of the moon...
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drewelusive:
I REALLY dug that one.
*Golf clap*
*Golf clap*
Stupid Online Crushes....
The girl in the mirror
Had a rambling mistake
Her eyes were like lead
She limped forth half dead
Are you my dream?
Or make my wishes come true
Will this be the end of all?
That we do
The girl in the mirror
Shes not looking back
Her shoulders are turned and she walks out of the room
It was just...
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The girl in the mirror
Had a rambling mistake
Her eyes were like lead
She limped forth half dead
Are you my dream?
Or make my wishes come true
Will this be the end of all?
That we do
The girl in the mirror
Shes not looking back
Her shoulders are turned and she walks out of the room
It was just...
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drewelusive:
Ya gotta love the Internets.
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NOw on to more serious work....
the 2 minute poet reflects on a rainy gray day
The light drifted slowly
Through the falling leaves
As I wonder through my memories
And sleep overtakes me please
I watch as slowly the people come and go
And I wonder where they are now
They wither and they draw
Their last breathe in my memories
Etched in my...
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the 2 minute poet reflects on a rainy gray day
The light drifted slowly
Through the falling leaves
As I wonder through my memories
And sleep overtakes me please
I watch as slowly the people come and go
And I wonder where they are now
They wither and they draw
Their last breathe in my memories
Etched in my...
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drewelusive:
It's cloudy and rainey here too.
Bleh..what a drag.
Nice poem.
Bleh..what a drag.
Nice poem.
mylf:
good words.
I'm hanging in there by a thread, but I have MA to look forward to by the end of the spring. As nice as it is here, it can't beat Boston.![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
I'm hanging in there by a thread, but I have MA to look forward to by the end of the spring. As nice as it is here, it can't beat Boston.
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The 5 minute poet strikes again....
I wish I wish I could
catch a falling star
to prop me up
its all brand new and still the same
I wish I wish I could
Be someone new and still the same
Gray like the rain falls from my eyes
Tears from heaven tell me not to cry
I wish I wish I could
Be here...
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I wish I wish I could
catch a falling star
to prop me up
its all brand new and still the same
I wish I wish I could
Be someone new and still the same
Gray like the rain falls from my eyes
Tears from heaven tell me not to cry
I wish I wish I could
Be here...
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drewelusive:
Good..but depressing.
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SuicideBoys eh.....? Never knew such a daft thing existed....
work....
the sound of vacant laughter filled the air
no one could sense the boy's despair...
a whirlwind life beneath the flow
he had no where else to go.....
the faint reprise from all the lies
the calming touch of cold hard steel
just learning how to and not to feel
the ebb would overcome the...
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work....
the sound of vacant laughter filled the air
no one could sense the boy's despair...
a whirlwind life beneath the flow
he had no where else to go.....
the faint reprise from all the lies
the calming touch of cold hard steel
just learning how to and not to feel
the ebb would overcome the...
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drewelusive:
Hmmm..where have I read that before?
[Edited on Oct 12, 2004 3:58PM]
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[Edited on Oct 12, 2004 3:58PM]