alexander_

Guitar players get laid. Simple as that. Singers who can play guitar do better than guitar virtuosos who don't. You sing into their eyes, and good things happen. Unless they are a guy. I've had a few guys ask me to not look at them during a song. I'm like, relax dude, I'm not interested in you, just your girlfriend.



Nearby friends also get an advantage. So much so, that my friends are now driving my performances. I'm their human fucking toy. Mostly I don't mind it, but sometimes they hit on the girl I was talking to before playing. That's not sleazy, my posse has a strict no-dibs policy. I am more than okay with that. It's real-world and you got to fight through it.