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I'm awesome. Quite literally. Are you familiar with the club cards at grocery stores? At my local store, I have registered my name as Paul Awesome. Now when I shop there, the cashier hands me the receipt and says "Thank you, Mr. Awesome, have a good day."

On top of that, I have a group of friends which we have self-designated "The Awesomes." We...
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alessandro2016:
The love is well deserved. You're a gorgeous woman with obviously great taste in music smile
aeterna:
Thank you for the friend request! smile
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I went to see The Last Airbender on Thursday. I had not seen any episodes of Avatar prior to watching the movie. I thought the movie had serious potential, but it was disjointed and lacked any character development. I downloaded the entire Avatar series and I'm hooked. I've watched 30 episodes in the past 3 days. I figure by the end of the...
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I don't usually remember my dreams. However, this past week I had two prophetic dreams which both came true. Tonight I hope to dream about winning the lottery.
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About a month ago I decided that I no longer wanted to kill bugs. No matter how pesky they are to me, they still don't deserve to die. Now if an insect lands on my skin, I simply shoo it away. If I see a bug in my apartment, I pick it up and place it outside.

You can blame me when the human...
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heartbaker:
I don't kill bugs, but I do flick them off me
jessicaxgenocide:
samesiessss!!!!!!!
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I used to hardly ever remember my dreams. Maybe once every four months I would have a vivid remembrance of a dream. Now I remember my dreams almost every night. I've even started a log of my dreams so that I can see if there are any trends or common threads from night to night. Of course, then there are nights like tonight when...
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Excluding orgasm, my favorite physical sensation is sneezing. I enjoy the unexpected onset, the quick conclusion, and the loss of control during the sneeze.
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Nerdy math pickup lines:

An equation quantifying your sexiness would have to have zero in the denominator because it is approaching infinity.

Wow, you're denominator is massive and it's growing exponentially larger.

Is that an undefined variable in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Do you know the self-checkout counters at the grocery store? The ones that say things like "have you swiped your club card yet?" and "have a nice day." I'm the kind of person that audibly responds to the machine.
sweetheart:
HAHA awesome, I respond to the machines as well! Thanks for the fr XOXOXo
jessicaxgenocide:
i loveee your minibar sentence..oh i'll take it easy on you..kinda *laugh*
&&love this blog..i do too!!!
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I used to be the kind of person that purchased the latest technological gadget first. I stood in line outside of Best Buy for 12 hours in order to buy a Playstation 2 on the first day of release. My computer had a TV tuner so I could capture and catalog television shows long before torrents existed. I was the first person I knew that...
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