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Monday Mar 06, 2006

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a true story:



so, im sitting here tonight looking at some boobs on here, having a grand ol' time. then, the fire alarm starts going off in my building. so im like "shitshitshit!". i grab both of my cats, stuff them into one cat carrier, grab some shoes and my purse, and haul my ass outside. so im standing on congress st (the busiest street in portland, of course, at one of the busiest intersections), with my cats and untied shoes. my friend jonathan walks by, we talk, i meet his girlfriend, good times. yeah. then the fucking fire trucks come, and they're in the building doing a room by room search. finally, after like an hour, they let us back into the building (the alarm is STILL going off right now, they're trying to fix it. yah.) hah, so then as im walking in, i realize that they walked into my apartment checking for a fire and got an eyeful of amina's boobies.


the end!
nc_guy:
OMG! That is freakin' hilarious. Amina's boobs ARE magnificent after all (as is the rest of her). What a great story...could be one for the ages.
Mar 6, 2006

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