Spent the last 2 hours searching for deals on laptops and desktops!!!
My faithful little laptop is just about stuffed. It's gotta be over 4 years old. And it's probably just had enough. I guess it's seen a lot. Plenty of zombie movies.Grim news stories from around the world. Gig upon gig of nasty old death metal. And not to mention porn of all varieties.
It's voice has gotten rather weak and broken.
And it hates being woken up!! And even when it's awake it just drags it's feet around the place. In no real hurry to jump from Ebay, to the latest rant from David Icke's site.
So i wonder how best to end this union of ours? Do i just leave it in the corner to gather dust and choke to death? Or shall i sneak up behind, and with one foul strike of my trusty hammer. Euthanize it's electronic life
force.
Aw crap, i think it's been listening the whole time!........
My faithful little laptop is just about stuffed. It's gotta be over 4 years old. And it's probably just had enough. I guess it's seen a lot. Plenty of zombie movies.Grim news stories from around the world. Gig upon gig of nasty old death metal. And not to mention porn of all varieties.
It's voice has gotten rather weak and broken.
And it hates being woken up!! And even when it's awake it just drags it's feet around the place. In no real hurry to jump from Ebay, to the latest rant from David Icke's site.
So i wonder how best to end this union of ours? Do i just leave it in the corner to gather dust and choke to death? Or shall i sneak up behind, and with one foul strike of my trusty hammer. Euthanize it's electronic life
force.
Aw crap, i think it's been listening the whole time!........
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your lappy sounds like my lappy... hurry up taxreturn!!!