I beat my fucking ticket! Yeah, motherfucker!
I went to court yesterday. Eventually, one of the solicitors called me up to her desk. She said they were going to reset my case for Feb 21 because the officer wasn't there. I told her that if the officer isn't there, they're going to dismiss it. She said, "I was told to reset it." And I says,...
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I went to court yesterday. Eventually, one of the solicitors called me up to her desk. She said they were going to reset my case for Feb 21 because the officer wasn't there. I told her that if the officer isn't there, they're going to dismiss it. She said, "I was told to reset it." And I says,...
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Been seeing a really awesome chick for the past coupla months. She's a librarian and was a famous resister during the first Gulf War. Ya, she's one reason I haven't been 'round too much, either on here or out 'n' about with the ATLiens. We excuse ourselves when we burp, but just laugh when we fart. She watches teh h0ckey with me. She conspired with...
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hot_rod:
kick ass
geckogirl:
that's awesome! yay for you!
That is all...
hot_rod:
the hell? 
existentialblues:
i think somewhere deep down we have all been waiting for someone to rap to the star wars theme song! or is that just me?
Just about ready for xmas here. I've shopped for everybody, mostly from Amazon, and got everything wrapped. I'm smoking a turkey for xmas dinner with the famdamnily. This evening, after I finish the turkey, I'm gonna head to Oakwood, GA to visit my brother.
I sent my dad a freakin' awesome package of foods that I smoked. It has cheddar and gruyere cheeses, oysters, pork...
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I sent my dad a freakin' awesome package of foods that I smoked. It has cheddar and gruyere cheeses, oysters, pork...
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notoriouscat:
good luck with her meeting mama.
i love her already.
happy holidays
i love her already.
happy holidays
I got a ticket today, for 86 in a 55. I was only doing 70. I plan to fight it, if only on principle. Here's the story that I typed up as soon as I got to work today....
I was travelling north on I-75 at 70 miles per hour. I was in the lane 2nd from the fast lane. Just north of the Mt...
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I was travelling north on I-75 at 70 miles per hour. I was in the lane 2nd from the fast lane. Just north of the Mt...
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geckogirl:
but if there was no DJ, i couldnt shake it in that dress. not a fair trade, i'm afraid.
hope you're well!
hope you're well!
apologees:
no shit, it hasn't been cold yet. It snowed one day in the morning, and was gone by noon. I think it got down to 15 one night, but I was outside, and it sure didn't seem like it was 15. I think I brought the GA weather up with me. The snow was really neat, btw. It was just all of a sudden like a downpour of snow. Never seen anything like it. I'm sure I will soon, though. From what I've heard this has been the most freakishly warm year of recent memory.
Oh, and people are mean. Not everyone, but on the whole, people are nicer in the South. Agree?
Oh, and people are mean. Not everyone, but on the whole, people are nicer in the South. Agree?
alaspooryorick:
look at the name!
notoriouscat:
it seemed like it was going well last night. 
i liked her a lot.
i liked her a lot.
onie:
aww.. is someone in love???!!!
Fuck, one of my fucking furnaces is out. Goddamn circuit board that was replaced just two friggin' months ago. The tech says it's common with these models, and the only way around it is to get a new friggin' furnace. So, ya, $3-4k for a new furnace is gonna fucking hurt. I'm gonna check online to confirm that this guy ain't shittin' me first.
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hot_rod:
same ol' same ol' huh?
Well, that first turkey didn't turn out half bad. I think the thermometer was way off on my smoker, though. It was supposed to take 6 hours to cook, but it was done in 2 1/2. 
The skin was pretty black, but the turkey was as juicy as any I've ever had. So, in addition to smoking some for my sister, I'm gonna take one...
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The skin was pretty black, but the turkey was as juicy as any I've ever had. So, in addition to smoking some for my sister, I'm gonna take one... Read More
marlowe:
Wow! I just saw your icon and am amazed!
That's one of the best movies ever made (I wear my bunny slippers to class as an homage to it)!!!!!
That's one of the best movies ever made (I wear my bunny slippers to class as an homage to it)!!!!!
I'm working on my first turkey. My sister wants smoked turkey for her company's holiday party. She brought me a "practice" turkey. Of course, it's wrong; I need something minimally processed, and this has shit in it, including salt. So, I had to cut down on the salt in my "brine"; fuck if I know whether it's right. I'm not gonna taste the raw turkey...
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irishwunda:
Switch the Bass for Guinness and you'd have basically one of the turkeys I made last year (adding more salt of course). Hope it turns out good. Course you could always just deep fry it... those are always good.
No big that you didnt make it out for the birthday, I'll probably be throwing some sort of holiday party soon and I'll invite everyone in SGATLiens.
No big that you didnt make it out for the birthday, I'll probably be throwing some sort of holiday party soon and I'll invite everyone in SGATLiens.
Thanks for giving me a little bit of hope for the future, America!
Bye bye, Macaca! So long, Man-on-dog! Don't let the door hit ya, Rumsfailed!
love, m@
Bye bye, Macaca! So long, Man-on-dog! Don't let the door hit ya, Rumsfailed!
love, m@
Vote today, folkage!
I sent a change of address to the elections board right after I moved, but they either didn't get it, or they discarded it (my address wasn't in the post office DB), so I have to drive all the way up to the Branch to vote.
Since we handle some sensitive data at work, my company's clients have asked them to conduct...
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I sent a change of address to the elections board right after I moved, but they either didn't get it, or they discarded it (my address wasn't in the post office DB), so I have to drive all the way up to the Branch to vote.
Since we handle some sensitive data at work, my company's clients have asked them to conduct...
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<3Kai
"Look kents mother puts his name on his license plate"
"my mother does the same thing to my underwear"
"Your mother puts licenses plates in your underwear? how do you sit?"
<3Kai
"Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?! oh noo! I'm to late!"