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Thursday Jan 02, 2003

Jan 1, 2003
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From the files of the SG AIMchat archives...

(earlier this morning)
[06:03] theGil23: tell me a story
[06:03] Swingkitten83: about what?
[06:04] theGil23: a bed time story so i can sleep
[06:04] Swingkitten83: once upon a time, there was a young lady
[06:04] Swingkitten83: she lived in a fairytale palace that was really just a shitty apartment
[06:04] theGil23: smile
[06:05] Swingkitten83: she had horses and birds and lovely gardens to walk in
[06:05] Swingkitten83: but really, all she wanted was for someone to whip her ass good.
[06:05] theGil23: :-D
[06:05] Swingkitten83: she asked her handmaid, but the handmaid was too afraid...
[06:06] Swingkitten83: then she asked the stablehands, but they didn't want to get beheaded by her father....
[06:06] Swingkitten83: she was saddened by this pussy attitude that everyone had, and so she left her home and went wandering....
[06:07] Swingkitten83: eventually, she came upon a little hut in the forest....
[06:07] Swingkitten83: and she knocked on the door, but no one was home
[06:07] Swingkitten83: being tired, she laid on the floor, using her hoody as a blanket, and drifted off to a troubled sleep
[06:07] Swingkitten83: when she awoke, she was surrounded by the strangest people...
[06:08] Swingkitten83: little men!
[06:08] theGil23: =-O
[06:08] Swingkitten83: but they weren't just dwarves, and there weren't fuckin' 7 of them
[06:08] Swingkitten83: they were BUFF dwarves
[06:08] Swingkitten83: they worked in their diamond mines all day... and had fistfights regularly
[06:08] Swingkitten83: so they were big and strong
[06:09] Swingkitten83: as she looked at them, the young lady had an idea...
[06:09] Swingkitten83: "will you asswhup me?" she asked them, smiling sweetly
[06:10] Swingkitten83: well, seeing as how this young lady was beautiful and lithe and lovely, the dwarves fought over the right to asswhup her...
[06:10] JackSpanky: Could be worse... could be a dwarven bukkake
[06:10] theGil23: :-)
[06:10] Swingkitten83: but in the haze of dust that the fight left behind....
[06:10] Swingkitten83: one dwarf stood...
[06:10] Swingkitten83: cut, and bruised, and with his bloodlust roused...
[06:11] Swingkitten83: his name....
[06:11] Swingkitten83: was Dopey.
[06:11] theGil23: :-D
[06:11] Swingkitten83: dopey slowly unstrapped his belt, and rubbed his huge ears in a ponderous way as he looked at the lovely young lady...
[06:12] Swingkitten83: hours later, a changed young lady made her way back to the palace....
[06:12] Swingkitten83: people thought she looked different, but couldn't say how.
[06:12] Swingkitten83: who could have known that it was from the red flush of her ass underneath her dress, and her newly found happiness as a true submissive to a lowly dwarf in the woods?
[06:13] Swingkitten83: the end :-P
[06:13] theGil23: holy shit did you just pull that out your ass?
[06:13] Swingkitten83: yep
[06:19] JackSpanky: I'm so saving that for later
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
alanscott:
ACK! *passes out*
Jan 9, 2003
csilla:
oh the boy toy is around, just not as sexually active as i am...hehe
Jan 10, 2003

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