Went to see hunter s thompson, but there were 300+ people lined up to get their books signed, and he was late.
At first I was just worried about what to say to the man. "Im your biggest fan," or "Youre the motherfucker" just dont seem like they'd make much of an impression on him.
Ive always suspected that a 5 minute conversation with him would change my life, either for the good or the bad, making me psychotic or brilliant, and so I defnintly didnt want to seem like an idiot.
"Yer books are neat"
Then, when I saw the line of people, i realized that as much as I wouldnt know what to say, neither would any of them. And after 200 people walking up and telling him "im yur number 1 fan" he'd probably just jump over the table, and gnaw my jugular.
Or something
So I went drinking instead.
At first I was just worried about what to say to the man. "Im your biggest fan," or "Youre the motherfucker" just dont seem like they'd make much of an impression on him.
Ive always suspected that a 5 minute conversation with him would change my life, either for the good or the bad, making me psychotic or brilliant, and so I defnintly didnt want to seem like an idiot.
"Yer books are neat"
Then, when I saw the line of people, i realized that as much as I wouldnt know what to say, neither would any of them. And after 200 people walking up and telling him "im yur number 1 fan" he'd probably just jump over the table, and gnaw my jugular.
Or something
So I went drinking instead.
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but going drinking was probably a fitting tribute nonetheless.
Your name is Alabaster Jones! You rock so hard! heh, yeah.
That rules.