Kelly and I went to that bar to drink dollar beers again. We decided that the guy who plays there is depressing.
Apparently the last time we were there I said some really stupid shit to him (the guy who plays there, not Kelly), which, knowing me, isn't that hard to believe. Although, the way Kelly said it made me think I wouldn't have possibly said what I said, but he swears...
Oh well.
I'd be surprised if someday I got drunk and didn't embarrass myself.
Apparently the last time we were there I said some really stupid shit to him (the guy who plays there, not Kelly), which, knowing me, isn't that hard to believe. Although, the way Kelly said it made me think I wouldn't have possibly said what I said, but he swears...
Oh well.
I'd be surprised if someday I got drunk and didn't embarrass myself.
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beautiful_hatred:
I remember getting drunk once in the city and going to Hogs and Heffers. I was so dissapointed with the bar my friends told me that I said some CRAZY shit, and started taking my clothes off and dancing. I don't remember getting thrown out head first, or anything else after that. But I think I had fun. Then there was another time I got pretty bombed and seperated from the group in Jersey. I remember playing a chick in pool with my boxers and her thong as a bet. Long story short I found the group at Dunkin Donuts hours later and told the story to them, the customers, and the D & D staff. And pulled my pants down to prove it. I really miss the boxers. 
therevolutionary:
do you get those a lot in the advice column about the guy and wanting to make it go further down her throat? what a motherfucker!