Yo Strong Rad,
Will knowing ninjitsu really help me to get laid or is that just a myth propagated by mind controlling ninjas?
your awesome friend,
Trevallion
Bremerton, WA
Yo! My awesome friend, eh? We'll see about that.
But onto the email.
The thing about mind controlling ninjas is that you can never know if what you're thinking is true or if they're making you think it. Here I was all ready to tell you that sure, of course knowing ninjitsu will get you laid, but is that really me talking or just the mind controlling ninjas? We could go around in circles like this forever, so I'll try to come at it in a more roundabout fashion.
Ninjas wear cool outfits. Check. Ninjas have awesome ninja weapons. Check. Ninjas have super mega stealth powers. Check. Ninjas can kill you just by thinking about it. Check. Ninjas can fly. Check. Everything on this list is definitely conducive to chicks wanting to do you. So yes, I must say, knowing ninjitsu is totally something that will help get you laid.
The question is now whether or not getting laid is really something you want to do. I mean, girls are big manipulative bitches who are only after your wallet and will say anything to get it. Most of them aren't even that hot and probably have bad tits and herpes. Do you really want to stick your dick in that? My advice is to just give up sex forever. That way girls can't control you... though I suppose you're already controlled enough by all those ninja mind-control rays. A little temptation from a female couldn't hurt that much, I guess.
Well, Traveldude, whatever you decide to do, good luck!
Your friend,
Strong Rad
PS: If you do decide to stick your dick in one of those, don't forget to use a condom. You don't want to get that nasty AIDS shit again.
Will knowing ninjitsu really help me to get laid or is that just a myth propagated by mind controlling ninjas?
your awesome friend,
Trevallion
Bremerton, WA
Yo! My awesome friend, eh? We'll see about that.
But onto the email.
The thing about mind controlling ninjas is that you can never know if what you're thinking is true or if they're making you think it. Here I was all ready to tell you that sure, of course knowing ninjitsu will get you laid, but is that really me talking or just the mind controlling ninjas? We could go around in circles like this forever, so I'll try to come at it in a more roundabout fashion.
Ninjas wear cool outfits. Check. Ninjas have awesome ninja weapons. Check. Ninjas have super mega stealth powers. Check. Ninjas can kill you just by thinking about it. Check. Ninjas can fly. Check. Everything on this list is definitely conducive to chicks wanting to do you. So yes, I must say, knowing ninjitsu is totally something that will help get you laid.
The question is now whether or not getting laid is really something you want to do. I mean, girls are big manipulative bitches who are only after your wallet and will say anything to get it. Most of them aren't even that hot and probably have bad tits and herpes. Do you really want to stick your dick in that? My advice is to just give up sex forever. That way girls can't control you... though I suppose you're already controlled enough by all those ninja mind-control rays. A little temptation from a female couldn't hurt that much, I guess.
Well, Traveldude, whatever you decide to do, good luck!
Your friend,
Strong Rad
PS: If you do decide to stick your dick in one of those, don't forget to use a condom. You don't want to get that nasty AIDS shit again.
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2. I assure you that were you in Vermont, or even perhaps Newhampshire, upstate New York or certain parts of Montral at the present time, you would be having plenty of sexes, (damn good sexes at that) should you feel inclined.
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