That was a little better, I GUESS.
Last night I went to see AVP with three huge guys. I enjoyed all the parts where there was actual alien/predator action, but the rest was... eh, I guess it was pretty cool.
Afterwards we went to a bar where this really annoying dude kept smelling me. He got all uppity when I told him my name was Al and tried to ask me what it was short for. I told him my name was Al. His name was like, Jean Paul or some crap. I didn't like him. He was really drunk. Later on a cute boy smiled at me, I liked that. I didn't see him again, though.
I gave some dude named... Chris? my number at Stan's house later that night. I'm not sure why. I guess he was just really nice. I mean, he wasn't very hot or anything and never went to college. I don't know how I feel about guys who didn't go to college. He had weird hands.
Then I drove home a really drunk girl. I'm glad she didn't puke in my car.
Last night I went to see AVP with three huge guys. I enjoyed all the parts where there was actual alien/predator action, but the rest was... eh, I guess it was pretty cool.
Afterwards we went to a bar where this really annoying dude kept smelling me. He got all uppity when I told him my name was Al and tried to ask me what it was short for. I told him my name was Al. His name was like, Jean Paul or some crap. I didn't like him. He was really drunk. Later on a cute boy smiled at me, I liked that. I didn't see him again, though.
I gave some dude named... Chris? my number at Stan's house later that night. I'm not sure why. I guess he was just really nice. I mean, he wasn't very hot or anything and never went to college. I don't know how I feel about guys who didn't go to college. He had weird hands.
Then I drove home a really drunk girl. I'm glad she didn't puke in my car.
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but, you wanna go, right? We'll just charter a plane and then a boat and we'll find it damnit.
and then he'll be yours.