Today I made some sweet cash at my friend's stepmom's christmas party making drinks and taking coats and making pleasant conversation. I hope I'm awesome when I'm old. I loved her guests. Old women rock!
I'm in my school's calender for 2004. The theme is seniors and their theses. I'm Miss January. I tried to speak well of the department, but I don't know... I'm sure people picture mathematicians as having those black glasses with tape on them, and regardless of whether I have those black glasses, well, I'm the only one of my friends who even has them. We're not your average mathematicians. We're the fucking future of mathematics, though, believe you me, Megan, Rachel and Duncan, 'specially. We can drink more whiskey in one sitting than most colleges.
I wish I had the ability to amount to something. I want to be a mathematician, but only the best in the field ever get any substantial amount of money. I wish that were me, but... there are only so many of us who are geniuses.
I totally wigged out tonight for no other reason than that I had been drinking. I felt so retarded. I should have been in bed, but... well, shit happens.
And go sign my guestbook, asshole...
AND WHY THE CRAP HAS CHRIS CORNELL NOT COME TO MY HOUSE?!?
I'm in my school's calender for 2004. The theme is seniors and their theses. I'm Miss January. I tried to speak well of the department, but I don't know... I'm sure people picture mathematicians as having those black glasses with tape on them, and regardless of whether I have those black glasses, well, I'm the only one of my friends who even has them. We're not your average mathematicians. We're the fucking future of mathematics, though, believe you me, Megan, Rachel and Duncan, 'specially. We can drink more whiskey in one sitting than most colleges.
I wish I had the ability to amount to something. I want to be a mathematician, but only the best in the field ever get any substantial amount of money. I wish that were me, but... there are only so many of us who are geniuses.
I totally wigged out tonight for no other reason than that I had been drinking. I felt so retarded. I should have been in bed, but... well, shit happens.
And go sign my guestbook, asshole...
AND WHY THE CRAP HAS CHRIS CORNELL NOT COME TO MY HOUSE?!?
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i went to visit him once a few years ago... he was so excited to show me all the math books in the library. also awhile ago he sent me a package and included math placement exams. he's a silly guy.
for some reason i felt the need to share this story with you.