This is pretty weird.
I mean, you might not believe this. I don't.
But there's this guy.
And, well, he's like....all the things I think are hot all at once.
I mean, what are the chances of meeting a hoplessly romantic bespectacled mechanic who recites proofs about prime numbers and enjoys slapping girls around?
The weirdest part is that he's even agreed to let me molest him sometimes.
No.
This can't be true.
I must be fucking with you.
I mean, you might not believe this. I don't.
But there's this guy.
And, well, he's like....all the things I think are hot all at once.
I mean, what are the chances of meeting a hoplessly romantic bespectacled mechanic who recites proofs about prime numbers and enjoys slapping girls around?
The weirdest part is that he's even agreed to let me molest him sometimes.
No.
This can't be true.
I must be fucking with you.
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No worries - I think all men are assholes anyway, including me - since I"m a man after all. Sometimes I control it better - sometimes not.
I met a girl too. she doesn't have all the hotness I so desire, but a lot of my hotness fodder is contradictory anyway. she's leaving tomorrow, though, and I feel she's not the kind of girl that would keep in touch.
so it goes.