aksiokersa

I know a radical liberal guy in Canada. But how do I know that you wouldn't cut him up or something?

Well I'm not going to let him marry you, then. He can only get married once, and then he uses up that "get out of the U.S.A. free" card. Maybe I'm being paternalistic here, but I think if he's going to get married, he should wait for a woman whose ass he could occasionally touch deliberately.

Hell, now that I think about it, why don't I marry him? Don't really want him touching my ass either, but if the choice is between him touching my ass, and living in an authoritarian country- well, my ass can take it.

Besides, he co-owns a pizza joint and has one of those big pizza cutters. He might actually give you a challenge when you go to cut him up.