Okay.
Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those killer come-backs before I get home and shut the door.
I want the news to tell me things I'd like to know.
I want to feel comfortable around my family.
I want medicine that works.
I want hot girls kissing to hot music.
I want non-frustrating oral sex (WHAT part of "up and to the left" do you not understand?!)
I want every nonfat mocha to be good.
I want "I'm being honest" to mean that you're being honest with yourself too.
I want a little bit of slack, a little bit of help, and a little bit of fun.
Here's what I want.
I want bands that sound good in concert.
I want good books with worn-in covers.
I want people to call when they say they will.
I want to be able to shop without thinking about slave-children.
I want leaves above with the sun shining through.
I want condoms that don't suck.
I want to be able to think of those killer come-backs before I get home and shut the door.
I want the news to tell me things I'd like to know.
I want to feel comfortable around my family.
I want medicine that works.
I want hot girls kissing to hot music.
I want non-frustrating oral sex (WHAT part of "up and to the left" do you not understand?!)
I want every nonfat mocha to be good.
I want "I'm being honest" to mean that you're being honest with yourself too.
I want a little bit of slack, a little bit of help, and a little bit of fun.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
jukeboxhero:
is that stage "left" or audience "left"?? that's where the confusion lies!!
![confused](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/confused.9b1223c913e4.gif)
kozmikgirl:
I want easy to get to orgasms, like men. It is all so much like work sometimes. *sigh*