I really really wish I had a penis.
So I could slap people with it.
So I could slap people with it.
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That's too funny. I'm just as happy having someone else's penis though.
My life is sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on, join in everybody!
If you aquire a penis, don't slap anyone with it, you may damage it. The holy power of the penis is not in what it can do, but in what it entitles you to do.
Sorry, I'm giving away the secrets.