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(X) I've Never Been Drunk (only tipsy once when I was 10 and I accidentally drank champagne. thinking it was apple cider)
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
Ha ha. Um. Yeah.
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
So far, teh ladies have not had the kissing skillz that the boyz have. But we'll see. We'll see.
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I've Never Been To Japan
DAMMIT!
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
Well, I've never puked or fucked in a taxi.
( ) I've Never Been In Love
If I had a dime...
( ) I've Never Had Sex In Public
It was too cold to finish
( ) I've Never Been Dumped

( ) I've Never Done Cocaine
Read a few journals back.
( ) I've Never Shoplifted
I was four. I took a rhinestone from a ribbon at the sewing store. Then I felt so guilty I busted out crying.
( ) I've Never Been Fired
I prefer the term "let go"...
( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
But I always wanted to be!
(X) I've Never Had Group Intercourse (threesome)
Social anxiety + group sex =
(X) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
Not punk rock at all
(X) I've Never Been Tied Up
That is my nightmare!
( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
Damn. That girl was a bitch.
(X) I've Never Been Arrested
Came close a few times though.
(X) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
And I never will, if I can help it! Bleagh!
( ) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
I stole two extra R2D2 toys. I'm a terrible person. With a really cool R2D2 toy.
(X) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
Oh my God...talk about a shy person's nightmare!
(X) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
My friends know me too well to set me up with anyone.
( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend
Okay - who hasn't done this?
( ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I've never not had a crush on a teacher!
(X) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
Too many drunk people are always a bad thing.
( ) I've Never Been To Europe
Lived there for a school year as an exchange student
( ) I've Never Skipped School
Ha! I skipped most of college, I think.
(X) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
Sadly..
( ) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I tried it to see if I would get an endorphin high. It didn't work. You can still see the scars though.
(X) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
Yet.
(X) I've Never Been Married
Psh! Marriage. Psh!
(X) I've Never Been Divorced
Psh! Divorce. Psh!
( ) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
Um....I'm a jerk.
(X ) I've Never Posed Nude
Well...not nude
(X) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
But it wasn't for lack of trying!
(X) I've Never Killed Anyone
But I dated a convicted murderer. Ooooooooh!
(X) I've Never Received a hickey From My Sex Partner
Heh. Hickeys are gross. In a cool way. Heh.
( ) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've thrown up everywhere.
(X)I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
Part of my clothes, yes, but not myself.
( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi
(X) I've Never Been Snowboarding
But I want to go soooooooooooooo bad! Every year some damn thing comes up and I miss my chance!
( ) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House
Sorry, S. Hope you didn't wake up.
(X) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
*sigh*
(X ) I've Never Flashed Anyone
I'm not big on the flashing. You gotta work to see these!